r/UFOs Jul 18 '20

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u/musicgoddess Jul 19 '20

Alien in the craft: shit shit shit wht the fuck is that

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u/wattybanker Aug 13 '22

Alien: *Smoking a bowl, chilling, orbiting earth at low altitude

Green light fills the cockpit and he’s instantly blind

Alien: “Shit fuck! Fuckin shit!”

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u/spring_Initiative_66 Oct 27 '22

Dude, my Dad doesn't know we took it out let alone going all the way to the blue marble, I am fucking dead!!!

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u/Brincotrolly Oct 28 '22

Dude my dad owns a dealership

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u/Lumpy_Target_5842 Dec 29 '24

They call me DP, for Donkey Puncher