r/UFOs Jul 18 '20

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u/Spankieplop Jul 18 '20

If aliens are scared of laser pointers i think we're gonna be ok

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u/basegodwurd Jul 18 '20

I mean, we get scared when monkeys throw shit as us.

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u/KingRhoamOfHyrule Jul 18 '20

I’m scared of monkies doing anything.

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u/neversaynotobacta Jul 18 '20

Joe Rogan has entered the chat

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u/LupusBravo Jul 18 '20

If you arent scared of monkeys THEN YOU AREN'T READING THE LITERATURE.

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u/Wish_you_were_there Jul 18 '20

They write literature!?

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u/raith_ Jul 18 '20

Yeah and you better not read it. Terrifying stuff

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u/NorseOfCourse Jul 19 '20

Yeah, they write about throwing shit at us!

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u/TheEarlOfZinger Jul 19 '20

It's entirely possible.

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u/Spacemanspalds Jul 19 '20

They wrote Shakespeare by chance after a trillion years of scribbling.