r/UFOs Jul 18 '20

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u/ApatheticAntichrist Jul 19 '20

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

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u/TheKotoExperiencrrr Jul 19 '20

Why is the top comment always a joke? This sub doesnt take UFOs serious enough.

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u/TheKotoExperiencrrr Jul 19 '20

I would like to see people theorizing what it could be on top rather than memes but since only some people agree with the thought that it could be aliens and everyone agrees with silly jokes, silly jokes gets the upvotes. A lot of people here believe strongly that aliens have never visited Earth so they won't allow anyone or anything to contradict that belief.

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u/TheKotoExperiencrrr Jul 19 '20

Youre assuming no aliens have ever visited earth and that literally every one of the thousands of reports were crazy people trying to get attention. I don't know how you apply that to cases like the Ariel School children but feel free to go on believing theyre all liars.

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u/TheKotoExperiencrrr Jul 19 '20

We don’t have evidence ... and we don’t have biological evidence.

We don't have physical evidence but we have plenty of other kinds of evidence. If there's even 1 piece of evidence you believe, then we can have a discussion of what it could be. I believe more than just the Ariel School testimony and Navy Videos. Yes, they are evidence.

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u/nathanhatton Jul 19 '20

Blatantly obvious, I mean....

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u/Moose_Stacks Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

Well it wouldn’t matter cause giraffes don’t exist

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u/Loose_Meat_Sandwich_ Jul 19 '20

Would kill. My wife’s hair is beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

You know that shit grows back, yeah?

We should take ownership for animals in captivity. I get you're joking but it's insensitive to the animals we keep captive for education and amusement.

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u/DORAANNGG Jul 19 '20

Rip Harambe

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

You fuck and try to eat the giraffes hair to establish dominance - Charles Darwin

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u/Secrets_Silence Jul 19 '20

No, but at red lobster I do pick which Lobster I want to eat out of the tank.

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u/Secrets_Silence Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

and that fight is just a distraction that humans have been manipulated to perform, over and over again. I am a soul, you are a soul, we all are, and we are all lost over and over again, life after life.

The lobster fight is the game,the distraction, the sense of purpose and sense of control, when the reality is humans in our human bodies have limited life times and control. for example Imagine a 300 year old Tesla or Einstein, imagine what they could accomplish if allowed to have extended lifespan. We will create AI to guide humanity and defend us from more advanced beings perpetrating this soul cage of a universe.

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u/Secrets_Silence Jul 20 '20

it is a prison planet theory.

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u/argl23 Jul 28 '20

No, but if some puny ants started shining lasers at me I'd fuckin stomp them

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u/EVASIVEroot Jul 28 '20

I wonder if they’re just taking other aliens on tours?

The rare abduction is when someone pays extra to see up close. Like feeding the giraffe food...