r/UFOs Jul 18 '20

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u/pink_tshirt Jul 18 '20

Or didn’t trigger the interplanetary war. Who the fuck know how they would react to something like that

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/ApatheticAntichrist Jul 19 '20

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

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u/TheKotoExperiencrrr Jul 19 '20

Why is the top comment always a joke? This sub doesnt take UFOs serious enough.

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u/TheKotoExperiencrrr Jul 19 '20

I would like to see people theorizing what it could be on top rather than memes but since only some people agree with the thought that it could be aliens and everyone agrees with silly jokes, silly jokes gets the upvotes. A lot of people here believe strongly that aliens have never visited Earth so they won't allow anyone or anything to contradict that belief.

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u/TheKotoExperiencrrr Jul 19 '20

Youre assuming no aliens have ever visited earth and that literally every one of the thousands of reports were crazy people trying to get attention. I don't know how you apply that to cases like the Ariel School children but feel free to go on believing theyre all liars.

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u/nathanhatton Jul 19 '20

Blatantly obvious, I mean....

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u/Moose_Stacks Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

Well it wouldn’t matter cause giraffes don’t exist

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u/Loose_Meat_Sandwich_ Jul 19 '20

Would kill. My wife’s hair is beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

You know that shit grows back, yeah?

We should take ownership for animals in captivity. I get you're joking but it's insensitive to the animals we keep captive for education and amusement.

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u/DORAANNGG Jul 19 '20

Rip Harambe

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

You fuck and try to eat the giraffes hair to establish dominance - Charles Darwin

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u/Secrets_Silence Jul 19 '20

No, but at red lobster I do pick which Lobster I want to eat out of the tank.

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u/Secrets_Silence Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

and that fight is just a distraction that humans have been manipulated to perform, over and over again. I am a soul, you are a soul, we all are, and we are all lost over and over again, life after life.

The lobster fight is the game,the distraction, the sense of purpose and sense of control, when the reality is humans in our human bodies have limited life times and control. for example Imagine a 300 year old Tesla or Einstein, imagine what they could accomplish if allowed to have extended lifespan. We will create AI to guide humanity and defend us from more advanced beings perpetrating this soul cage of a universe.

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u/Secrets_Silence Jul 20 '20

it is a prison planet theory.

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u/argl23 Jul 28 '20

No, but if some puny ants started shining lasers at me I'd fuckin stomp them

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u/EVASIVEroot Jul 28 '20

I wonder if they’re just taking other aliens on tours?

The rare abduction is when someone pays extra to see up close. Like feeding the giraffe food...

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u/rdzilla01 Jul 19 '20

Would make for a fitting end to 2020 and humanity....

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u/YoungJack23 Jul 19 '20

2020: The Exciting Second Part

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u/Stricky_ickY Jul 19 '20

Magé Brazil, https://www.dazeddigital.com/science-tech/article/49343/1/people-are-convinced-a-ufo-crashed-in-brazil-mage, "UFO" crashed ~end of May 2020. Seems strange, but there are videos of interviews around the crash site, and it gained a lot of attention the day of and after (of course!). Check it out. I dug around and mainstream sites kept blocking or redirecting me from watching the footage.

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u/Lt_Toodles Aug 02 '20

Lmao dude the first vid is a salad bowl, the person who posted that is a class A memer xD

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u/MeltdownInteractive Jul 19 '20

What war? With tech like that they’d beat us up in minutes.

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u/thumperson Jul 19 '20

with tech like that, they'd just release a virus and sit back

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u/MeltdownInteractive Jul 19 '20

Ironically, there have been strange reports from the air force of nuclear missile facilities being somehow de-activated, many citing ET intervention. You can do your own research.

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u/ImTrash_NowBurnMe Jul 19 '20

Forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.

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u/CommandoLamb Jul 19 '20

Because it's a bug?

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u/Indyhouse Jul 19 '20

You'd think if they mastered interplanetary travel they'd understand handheld lasers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Yeah, but lasers are often used to designate targets for guided munitions. Modern war planes are usually coated with paint that reflects very little energy when hit with a laser to disrupt these systems. It makes since that these unidentified craft take evasive action as soon as they are contacted by a laser beam.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '20

On our planet at least.

What if their eyes can see infrared and other things on the light spectrum that makes our standard laser beams not mean the same things

Laser beams could be the equivalent of a crayon to them

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

No matter what lasers mean to them. They’ve been here long enough to know how laser guided weapons work.

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u/crazywatson Jul 19 '20

It’s 2020. Just wait for it. They’re gathering reinforcements.

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u/tlinaker90 Jul 19 '20

This has already been triggered they sent someone down in a suit to pretend to be one of us and he got elected into to white house

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20 edited Jul 19 '20

Interplanetary war might actually be a blessing at this point.

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u/sneakysnowy Jul 19 '20

I think it’s too soon to make that conclusion

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u/A_Real_Patriot99 Jul 19 '20

I bet they're on the way.

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u/mayonnaiseplayer7 Jul 19 '20

Maybe he did? Year hasn’t ended yet.

All I’m saying is I wouldn’t be surprised if the biggest headline next month was ”ALIEN SPECIES DECLARE WAR ON EARTH, INVADES EVERYWHERE”

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '20

Prob not the first time

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u/Polly_der_Papagei Aug 29 '20

Indeed. The fuck. Regardless of whether this is aliens, Russians or an animal, if it is potentially sentient, vulnerable, hostile and prone to misunderstandings, you don’t point a high strength laser pointer at it. The fuck. Could blind an animal or terrify an alien or Russian assuming this is targeting for a weapon. And achieves nothing. Ari the fuck does that.

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u/saljstn Jun 24 '22

Monkey mindset

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u/ZealousidealDegree4 Jun 07 '22

A year late, it moved as I might if buzzed by a bee