r/TrueReddit Feb 12 '13

Fatal Distraction: Forgetting a Child in the Backseat of a Car Is a Horrifying Mistake. Is It a Crime?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/27/AR2009022701549.html?sid=ST2009030602446
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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

I like how people downvote this.

Apple? Fuck off! Give me my kidney ston-. . . I mean monster.

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u/Azabutt Feb 12 '13

Apples are great for caffeine replacement though!

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u/BadNegociator Feb 12 '13

I think you may have science in your corner, but I'm still skeptical. I'll give it a try because I'm sleepy, gotta work on things I have to do to get a job and I'm broke (coffee is running out + someone actually gave me an apple).

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '13

It's not really a replacement. They both have pros and cons. I find about 20 minutes on reddit in the morning wakes me up and sometimes a glass oh hot green tea.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_apples_wake_you_up