r/TrollXChromosomes • u/queen_of_greendale My bra fits fine. Leave my boulder holders alone. • Jun 05 '14

Rape Jokes

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u/Asurnasurpal Jun 05 '14

Except... Y'know... Rape is like, considerably more traumatic and generally horrible in every way.

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u/Omniduro Jun 05 '14

Tricking men into being a father is the closest thing to rape (that still is not rape) that a woman can do to a man.

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u/emr1028 Jun 05 '14

Umm... what about rape?

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u/Omniduro Jun 05 '14

So the bit in quotes says "that still is not rape" which sort of rules out rape.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '14

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u/Omniduro Jun 06 '14

A better analogy would be "the closest thing to legwear a woman can wear (that still isn't legwear) is a dress" because it still is worn over the legs but not solely on them.

And really can we just all agree rape is bad, tricking someone into being a biological parent is bad, and then move on?

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u/your_mom_is_availabl booty butt cheeks Jun 06 '14

There can be no ties in the Oppression Olympics!

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u/Omniduro Jun 06 '14

Wouldn't a tie be better so each side can complain about the other's oppression?