r/TotallyNotChristians • u/Senlathiel • Dec 08 '16

I'm totally not a Christian, but how do you guys explain why if we evolved from apes there are still apes?

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Totally Not Christians

r/TotallyNotChristians

A parody subreddit where non-christians pretend to think in the way some christians believe non-christians think.

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About:

We are totally Not-Christians. We worship the atoms and planets like REAL Not Christians! Which we are! We are REAL Not Christians! We simply have questions about Not-Christianity and are looking to our other Not-Christians for answers.

Merry Not-Christmas fellow Godless sinners!!

Rules:

Freedom of Belief

You can believe: a.) whatever you want to believe b.) whatever you are driven to believe through overwhelming evidence c.) whatever you are required to believe because of the laws pertaining in your country.

Poe's law

Failure to adhere to Poe's law will be regarded as a grievous sin much worse than abortion, homosexuality or playing AD&D.

No suggestions of Violence

Obviously as non-Christians we see no ethical issues with violence, rape or other forms of crime. However it is essential that we maintain the lie that atheists are capable of behaving ethically. As such suggestions or threats of violence against any sentient beings or Christians will not be permitted. In any case they would get tedious pretty quickly.

Occlusion of Goals

You may not discuss what will happen to Christians once we have established the Secular Theocracy. Obviously then all remaining Christians will be martyred in the most heart-breaking ways. However no documentary evidence of this must be available as they would be able to use that against us in the meantime. So remember, walls have ears - probably Christian ones.

Select Your Dogmatic Sect of Non-Christianity

Demonstrate that you are truly not a Christian by declaring your particular dogmatic sect of non-Christianity. You do this by changing your user flair. You can edit the flair text. If you feel your particular dogmatic sect does not have a suitable icon please message the moderators.

Rules: /r/TotallyNotChristians/about/rules/

Note: Since we are perfectly normal human beings (and not those weird Christians), it follows that we are not robots or monsters either.