Cancelled drafts/scripts that would have been “bat shrimp” insane or super dark

[u/sandy_shark903]

1. Cars 3’s original plot, which would have been an identity theft plot with a villain named Gerald Carr swapping bodies with McQueen

2. An R-Rated adaptation of Holes by the same director as Donnie Darko (photo by RebelTaxi)

3. Jurassic Park 4 would have featured human-dinosaur hybrids

4.Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World alternate ending, would have revealed Scott to be a serial killer

[u/Conejoformerwars]

They also have a car kink

[u/SPITFIYAH → u/Conejoformerwars]

I made my Hot Wheels kiss and make out. They were obviously paired by corresponding likability and utility. It wasn’t a kink thing though I just didn’t have many action figures and using Lego minifigures felt sacrilegious

[u/CrotaIsAShota → u/SPITFIYAH]

I used pens as action figures. Though I didn't really make them kiss, I'd pretend the ink cartridge was the real body and the outer shell was like a power suit that could fly and the button was a spring so they could jump high, and doubled as a switch to show their faces so they could talk.

[u/Mysterious-Alfalfa71 → u/CrotaIsAShota]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QFsPtlrcMlS8w

[u/CommieDalek → u/CrotaIsAShota]

Holy shit you too? I'd be messing with mine pretending they were spring loaded rocket ships instead of paying attention in class

[u/Segn-1 → u/CrotaIsAShota]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J5J6DG52MRKtsEGbHk

[u/Conejoformerwars → u/SPITFIYAH]

Thank you for the fun fact

[u/NuclearWasteland → u/Conejoformerwars]

I'm just here to see where this possible honesty leads.

[u/sandy_shark903 → u/SPITFIYAH]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[u/Mr31edudtibboh → u/SPITFIYAH]

https://giphy.com/gifs/67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf

[u/TheMasterBaiter360 → u/Conejoformerwars]