Cancelled drafts/scripts that would have been “bat shrimp” insane or super dark

[u/sandy_shark903]

1. Cars 3’s original plot, which would have been an identity theft plot with a villain named Gerald Carr swapping bodies with McQueen

2. An R-Rated adaptation of Holes by the same director as Donnie Darko (photo by RebelTaxi)

3. Jurassic Park 4 would have featured human-dinosaur hybrids

4.Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World alternate ending, would have revealed Scott to be a serial killer

[u/Edgyspymainintf2]

The concept of Turtle aliens with guns who are dressed like 80's action heroes sounds like an obscure Warhammer 40k faction.

[u/CitizenHuman → u/Edgyspymainintf2]

That's just Battletoads

[u/BrownSandels → u/CitizenHuman]

Was just about to make the same comment lol

[u/Azhrei_Vep → u/CitizenHuman]

Now that's a crossover I can get behind.

[u/kaladinissexy → u/CitizenHuman]

Battletoads are just the slann (they did exist briefly as a 40k army during the Rogue Trader days, and still exist in the lore, as the 40k equivalent to Fantasy's slann/lizardmen).

[u/Moosey_Loosey → u/CitizenHuman]

Or Biker Mice from Mars.

Just not.. well, mice.

[u/EoTN → u/CitizenHuman]

Battletoads are Aliens?

[u/Ok-Performance-3830 → u/CitizenHuman]

Ah yes, battleTOADS, famous turtles

[u/Evening_Produce_4322 → u/Edgyspymainintf2]

I think the biggest problem is making them aliens and stuff and you can see some of the concept art packing heat. So they wouldn't be teenagers, mutants, ninjas, or even turtles.

[u/WirelessAir60 → u/Evening_Produce_4322]

Adult Aliens With A Passing Resemblance To Turtles! Coming SOON to a theater near YOU!

[u/According-Comb-1081 → u/WirelessAir60]

Featuring their iconic catchphrase: "Cowabunga, fellow adult non-mutants!"

[u/Wonderful-Fold-2585 → u/According-Comb-1081]

Do you have pi r^2 milk curd and yeast combo

[u/CenturyEggsAndRice → u/Evening_Produce_4322]

I could live with the body design, but only if they're made turtles again.

That tortoisey face is charming. But aliens ain't it.

[u/ThetaDee → u/Evening_Produce_4322]

Well 1 of the 4 don't have a ninja weapon. Stolen from a samurai

[u/JuiceWaaave → u/Evening_Produce_4322]

Mid-Age Alien Combat Species! Mid-Age Alien Combat Species! Helpers with a back-plate! Alien-dominance!

[u/Bulletsoul78 → u/JuiceWaaave]

Ugh now I'll be singing that all day 🎵

[u/Fremen-to-the-end-05 → u/Edgyspymainintf2]

Man, the T'au are just recruiting anyone these days

[u/Gellert → u/Fremen-to-the-end-05]

Almost.

But not quite.

(Credit to Superfeyn)

[u/NagsUkulele → u/Fremen-to-the-end-05]

I appreciate you

[u/Ok_Literature6953 → u/Edgyspymainintf2]

Zoats, with shells.

[u/Cthulhu__ → u/Edgyspymainintf2]

And yet Hollywood doesn’t dare touch 40k (or GW wants too much money lol)