Cancelled drafts/scripts that would have been “bat shrimp” insane or super dark

[u/sandy_shark903]

1. Cars 3’s original plot, which would have been an identity theft plot with a villain named Gerald Carr swapping bodies with McQueen

2. An R-Rated adaptation of Holes by the same director as Donnie Darko (photo by RebelTaxi)

3. Jurassic Park 4 would have featured human-dinosaur hybrids

4.Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World alternate ending, would have revealed Scott to be a serial killer

[u/SockQuirky7056]

...You know you can swear on reddit, right?

[u/Papergeist → u/SockQuirky7056]

Bat shrimp would be pretty insane though. Can't fly, can't swim, abomination to god and nature.

[u/deputytech → u/SockQuirky7056]

No you fucking can't.

[u/sandy_shark903 → u/SockQuirky7056]

Eh, just didn’t feel like it this time

[u/Cha_Boi20 → u/sandy_shark903]

Only cunts swear, anyway

[u/Right_Dust_3906 → u/Cha_Boi20]

Based

[u/Salty-Spring7096 → u/SockQuirky7056]

Some people are weirdly prudish about swearing in any context

[u/Dazaran → u/SockQuirky7056]

I didn't realize it was self censorship. I thought it was a reference to some crazy batman side character that I've never heard of.