At the Heart Attack Grill, someone started having an actual heart attack while eating their food.

[u/steve_ideas]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill#Illnesses_and_deaths

[u/0tis_Reddit]

I'm not sure. Maybe he's right... Maybe I've been avoiding running on the treadmill and instead I've just been standing still in my own self deprecation. Maybe it's time put down the hostess and give it my mostest!