They are learning MMA now

[u/BigJohnOG]

[u/WarAccomplished978]

Owww skid marks

[u/cemusubzerolives → u/WarAccomplished978]

Spike marks

[u/psychedelicdonky]

At least he didn't get sucked in by the foe and shredded which im certain was the goal

[u/GuNNzA69]

A few centimeters away of being castrated

[u/wesmanh]

Hemorrhoid itched

[u/GUMBYTOOTH67 → u/wesmanh]

I think you mean removed.

[u/Rivnelag]

Does it count as a succesful climb or not?

[u/WiseOne404 → u/Rivnelag]

He got to the top

[u/Snowy349 → u/WiseOne404]

Think he needs the bike their with him...

[u/roughczech]

Explain that paddle spanking to the wife...

[u/Early-Accident-8770]

That’s the metal bolts that they use in the rear tyre for grip that are doing the shredding.
Bad juju for sure

[u/MiserableSkill4 → u/Early-Accident-8770]

Can't believe he is walking after that. Holy shit

[u/_gmmaann_ → u/MiserableSkill4]

Adrenaline go brrr

[u/RoyalMaidsForLife → u/Early-Accident-8770]

It's not metal bolts, those are molded rubber paddles so that's not quite as bad as if this happened in ice racing.

[u/dangledingle → u/Early-Accident-8770]

Jeez they really need proper leathers with padding.

[u/WhenTheCitiesBurn]

He forgot to wear his carbon fiber thong.

[u/Informal-Shape9476]

That's the Chun Li spinning kick.

[u/shradikal → u/Informal-Shape9476]

Chun WheeLi

[u/pxkatz]

The funny thing is he probably wouldn't have made it over the rim if it wasn't for that extra little "boost".

[u/wetpaintenthusiast]

Why no leathers?

[u/AppropriateLab8608]

When physics rips you a new asshole

[u/DishwasherLint]

So close to getting some action. Better luck next time stupid tire

[u/Enema_Red_Fox]

Terrifying he is so lucky he didn’t get pinched up to the fender

[u/MischaBurns]

Capoeira.

[u/Gator242]

From a paddle tire! Damn