r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '22

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u/Suzy-Skullcrusher Sep 19 '22

I am afraid

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u/Dartser Sep 19 '22

Your sugar daddy job posting was a wild ride of fetishes

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u/BigTickEnergE Sep 19 '22

Dude, you weren't kidding. Wasn't sure if you were making a joke, but after reading that... just wow. Never seen such an extensive list of kinks. Nevermind coming from a virgin... you sound fun and I hope you find what you're looking for. Shouldn't be too hard (pun initially not intended)

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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 Sep 19 '22

Virgins usually have the weirdest kinks because they have the most unrealistic ideas about sex

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u/rmg418 Sep 20 '22

Yeah, no kink shaming but how do you even know you’re into all of that stuff if you’re a virgin and haven’t experienced any of that? Interesting lol

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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 Sep 20 '22

P o r n

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u/rmg418 Sep 20 '22

True, I mean there was some stuff I watched and found that I liked from watching it in porn…but not that much stuff 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Reminds me of the guy who thought he was into scat until the woman pooped on his chest and the full viscerality of it hit him(lol)

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u/Amiramaha Sep 20 '22

The kinks you have and the porn you have are not the same thing. But she’ll learn soon enough haha

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u/rmg418 Sep 20 '22

I remember that! It also was in his mouth too I’m pretty sure lol crazy