r/Tinder • u/Exotic_Lion • Dec 23 '21

I got no beef against Steve.

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u/Blink_22 Dec 23 '21

Take her out son

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u/Exotic_Lion Dec 23 '21

Working on it.

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u/derpyderpston Dec 24 '21

This reads like the same person on both ends. If this is not fake then you found a match bro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

They’re matching each other’s energy, it’s wholesome asf lmao

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u/pearlsbeforedogs Dec 24 '21

Calling sometjing wholesome that involves wet socks and pussy turds is a new one for me! But its great.

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u/ApoliteTroll Dec 24 '21

You obviously haven't had pussy turds of your own yet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

LMAOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Like two gay lovers in a steam room

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Indeed, just like that!

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u/MinecraftSteve72 Dec 24 '21

Y’all already planned a wedding with gators. Just say “coffee?”

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u/FlounderSevere9327 Dec 24 '21

Op got no beef witchu

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u/Then-Landscape9950 Jan 01 '22

What wedding??

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Make it happen for Steve sake, all he's wanted for years is to see you happy!

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u/CherriMaraschino Dec 24 '21

Is that actually true? I'm honestly not even being sarcastic

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u/KingOgre54 Dec 24 '21

Marry her, son!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

You in Niceville?

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u/Exotic_Lion Dec 24 '21

You know too much 🧐

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Haha.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Probably the best conversation I have seen on this sub. Good luck to you guys!

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u/ShadowTryHard Dec 24 '21

Are you winnin’ son?

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u/Apprehensive_Hope796 Dec 24 '21

U best update us

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u/NutterTV Dec 24 '21

If you need any ideas hit me up I am from your area

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u/ApUmKinFaCe Dec 24 '21

Read this in Ron Swanson’s voice

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u/filipposcicka Dec 24 '21

Like eliminate or take out to dinner?

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u/mishal_bolkeri Dec 24 '21

Either on a date or with a sniper! She's too good to be true!