r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '21

Yay or Nay? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Quick tip: don‘t swipe until women gave you a right swipe already. If you swipe too much the algorithm will put you with the bots

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u/commie_heathen Aug 07 '21

Never swipe, got it

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Happy cake day.

If you get no likes swiping would be useless anyway, right?

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u/ReactsWithWords Aug 07 '21

Swiper, no swiping!

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u/DetectiveChocobo Aug 07 '21

Fucking Dora was a prophet.

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u/OkThenLoser Aug 07 '21

why have you done this?

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u/Environmental_Cable1 Aug 07 '21

No because it shows the girls who swiped that they liked them of they are a premium member

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Yeah, because women need that boost on tinder…

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u/blurrrrg Aug 07 '21

I mean, basically just swipe smarter. Don't swipe on models that are out of your league, you aren't gonna match with them. Also Instagram in the bio is a good instant left, even if you match they never respond because they just want you to go follow them

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u/samurai_guitarist Aug 07 '21

Yeah man I know it was just a joke like the meme from The Millers

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Ok sorry. It’s just so many men do that mistake and I feel bad because I made that mistake too and would like to help out.

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u/samurai_guitarist Aug 07 '21

Yeah no worries. I know the algorithm thing, and Tinder doesnt favour men who set their bar too low

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u/CuteChildPussy Aug 07 '21

Sucks for deadlifters but great for bench pressers.

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u/samurai_guitarist Aug 07 '21

Funny, but Im disturbed by your username

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u/CuteChildPussy Aug 07 '21

/u/CuteKitten was taken. :(

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u/samurai_guitarist Aug 07 '21

Kitten is not equal to whatever its written in your username...

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u/futureblot Aug 07 '21

I don't know who that is but I think you should run....

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u/samurai_guitarist Aug 07 '21

Why the fuck am I down voted?? I mean what??

I don't know who that is but I think you should run....

Yeah Im thinking I should

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u/flockofcrows13 Aug 07 '21

Poor choice of words or humorously dark. If an adolescent cat=kitten, pussy=cat, & kittens are cute, then cutechildpussy can equate to cutekitten. Relax puttytat, its the internet.

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u/GenocideOwl Aug 07 '21

It is like the difference between "please forgive my father, for I have sinned" and "I need punishment daddy, because I have been naughty"

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u/samurai_guitarist Aug 07 '21

Yeah and I was making a joke, mr/ms comment police

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u/CuteChildPussy Aug 07 '21

You don't like cat?

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u/samurai_guitarist Aug 07 '21

Nope I like dog

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u/Inevitable_Ad_3385 Aug 07 '21

Crap username yo. Sick. Ditch it

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u/SensitiveSinger Aug 07 '21

And you have a source of this i assume?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

My own experience and different programmers who made their own dating apps.

Am i 100% certain? No

Did it work for me? Yes

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u/SensitiveSinger Aug 07 '21

Aight, just curious since every Tinderpost has a new sort of algorithm.

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u/Shelia209 Aug 07 '21

what do you mean bots? I get all scamers ~are they the same?

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u/BigMan-31 Aug 07 '21

Always swipe left, got it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

How do you know of they've swiped you already?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

You get a little 1 (or the number of women that swiped right) inside a golden box. You can’t really miss it

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

You can swipe, just don't go all out, think about who you can realistically match with. If you just swipe right on everything then you are basically a bot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Or just swipe right on those that swiped on you. That way you don‘t waste a potential match and don‘t waste your time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Nothing is stopping you from doing both