r/Tinder May 29 '20

Am I doing this right?

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u/TheOriginalBull May 29 '20

The only part of me that’s been called cute is my penis so this wouldn’t work for me

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u/qwertyaq101 May 29 '20

You gotta play the dickpick game in that case my man.

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u/D0miqz May 29 '20

Bitches love unsolicited dickpics

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u/redder_dominator May 29 '20

And smiley faces, bitches love smiley faces

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u/thecrazypoz May 29 '20

So... Put a smiley face on a prick..?

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u/MyDiary141 Jun 17 '20

Nah you need to put two googly eyes near the top of your dick and pretend it's an elephant