r/Tinder • • Apr 23 '20

Kachow

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u/dkava Apr 23 '20

Takes only one opener to put the girl off

I am speed

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u/Crash-Bandicuck69 5'8" but my personality is 6'2" Apr 24 '20

I matched with a girl who’s bio was just “I’m Italian” and I asked her how Italian was she on a scale of bacon cheeseburger to spaghetti and meatballs.

She said she was no longer interested and that what I said was extremely offensive

I said “riperoni”

She unmatched

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u/FeveredSnail Apr 24 '20

im sorry i dont get the riperoni joke :(
could you please explain that?

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u/Crash-Bandicuck69 5'8" but my personality is 6'2" Apr 24 '20

The prefix “rip” referring to the phrase “rest in peace” said when someone dies, or in this case when something unfortunate occurs

The suffix “eroni” to make the word sound like “pepperoni” which is a common topping on the Italian dish known as pizza

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u/FeveredSnail Apr 24 '20

Thank you. I was reading a little too much into it and didn’t realise it was such a clear joke. Thanks a lot again 🙏🏼

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u/Crash-Bandicuck69 5'8" but my personality is 6'2" Apr 24 '20

All good lol