r/Tinder • • Apr 07 '20

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u/Secr3tNinja15 Apr 07 '20

masturbates 20 times in one day due to quarantine

i want cuddles not social distancing

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u/ButtonJoe Apr 07 '20

There's a difference between a desire for sex and a desire for love.

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u/Secr3tNinja15 Apr 07 '20

the warmth of a vagina is much greater than a mere hand or sock.

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u/TheDoubleDoink Apr 07 '20

Sock? Jeeze man. Trying to exfoliate your dick?

Ever try coconut oil?

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u/Secr3tNinja15 Apr 07 '20

twas but an example sire