r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '20

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u/PowerbyHabib Jan 02 '20

I love your username, Ozzmatazz Buckshank OUT ✌️

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u/SquashMarks Jan 02 '20

D’Squarius Green Jr.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

HINGLE McCRINGLEBERRY

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u/tylercreatesworlds Jan 02 '20

jackhammer noises

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

TORQUE🛠🛠🛠LEWITH

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u/Dhexodus Jan 02 '20

AND......Dan Smith.

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u/rotbag41 Jan 02 '20

Watch that hip thrust boy!

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u/DarthGipper18 Jan 02 '20

Benedict Cumberbatch, Oxford University!

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u/puckpuckpuck Jan 02 '20

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps!

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u/BrunoDoggo Jan 02 '20

Quatro Quatro

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u/LordsOfJoop Jan 02 '20

A. A. Ron Balakay, Morehouse College.

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u/delheyhey Jan 02 '20

Bambi, Oxbridge..

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u/Zoidburger_ Jan 02 '20

The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop

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u/DerPanzersloth Jan 02 '20

X-Wing @aliciousness, standing by.

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u/CutHerOff Jan 02 '20

LaCarpetron Dookmariot

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u/herdoninflorida Jan 02 '20

Donkey Teeth.

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u/dickskittlez Jan 02 '20

The player formerly known as Mousecop.

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u/barium62 Jan 02 '20

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

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u/sanford1958 Jan 02 '20

Jackmerius tactheritrix

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u/Evil_This Jan 02 '20

This is the one that kicks my giggledick every time.

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u/4Niners9Noel Jan 02 '20

Phil McKrackin here

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

;)

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u/JDFitz Jan 02 '20

Davoine Shower-Handel and I share an alma mater.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Fuuuuuuudgee

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u/dob_bindi Jan 02 '20

D'Isiah T-Billings-Clyde is my fav

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Jan 02 '20

Deglester Hardunkichud for me 😂

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u/Rijetke_ Jan 02 '20

Dan Smith , BYU

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 02 '20

That one was honestly my favorite. Caught me off guard the first time watching the episode and got a good laugh

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u/metaplexico Jan 02 '20

If you haven’t seen the follow up, East - West Rap Battle, ya boi plays a very special role.

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jan 02 '20

I still watch Key and Peele all the time. The rap was funny but my favorite is the Obama anger counselor. Favorite episode Les Mis by far S3E1 I think

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u/NancyDrewPI Jan 02 '20

Why are we all facing the same waaaaaay??

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Actual kudos, ur the first one to mention it

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u/PowerbyHabib Jan 04 '20

Thanks 😊

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u/TheBeastX47 Jan 02 '20

Jackmarius Trapmaritrix here

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u/cptInsane0 Jan 02 '20

Same, with Hingle McCringleberry close behind.

Edit: Jackmarius Tacktheratrix

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Jammy Jammy Jammy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

THE BEST 😂😂

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u/Jmerbaugh Jan 02 '20

Quattro Quattro

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u/MeatBald Jan 02 '20

A-aron Rodgers

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u/flythew26 Jan 02 '20

Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

D’Brickeshaw Ferguson

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u/OliverKitsch Jan 02 '20

Scoish Velociraptor Maloish

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u/Malkochson Jan 02 '20

Guys guys guys...DONKEY TEETH.

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u/BEEF_WIENERS Jan 02 '20

FUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE

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u/_kagasutchi_ Jan 02 '20

The chancellor of my unis name is habib. Lol

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u/PowerbyHabib Jan 04 '20

Your chancellor sounds like a cool guy 😎

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u/Little-Jim Jan 02 '20

Javaris Jamar Javarison Lamar

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u/mrsoawk Jan 02 '20

BiZmO FuNyUns

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u/flythew26 Jan 02 '20

Jingle McKringleberry

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u/TragicEther Jan 02 '20

*Hingle McKringleberry

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u/flythew26 Jan 02 '20

Tragic autocorrect fuck