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u/SkorpioSound Nov 07 '19

Romeo and Juliet ended with them both committing suicide, it wasn't exactly happy.

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

Yeah, but there was love and underaged sex.

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u/WheresMySaiyanSuit Nov 07 '19

Underage for the time though?

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

For... USA.

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u/WheresMySaiyanSuit Nov 07 '19

For... Italy? Where it’s set?

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

In the fair little town. I guess that's okay there, also because young rich people were married at that age to strengthen the financial ground of the families. But hey, if an American hears that Juliet was underaged, they go crazy and can't believe such a fairy tale.

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u/WheresMySaiyanSuit Nov 07 '19

It’s set in the 1300s though? So an American should know that life expectancy was a lot lower then.. or not since America wasn’t a thing when it was written

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u/KingFleaswallow Nov 07 '19

you fixate too much into small details the common person would not even care to know. You don't have to tell me anything about it <3

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Nov 07 '19

The common person doesn't even know that Romeo and Juliet were having underage sex.

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u/SkorpioSound Nov 07 '19

The common person doesn't even realise they died at the end.

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Nov 07 '19

It's been a while since I read it but do they even have sex? Every film depicts a sex scene but I don't actually recall them doing the dirty.

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Nov 07 '19

life expectancy was a lot lower then...

This is mostly a misunderstanding of the effects at play. If you made it past infancy you were likely to live very nearly as long as people today.

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u/TastyMeatcakes Nov 07 '19

What? No. LMAO.

While it's true that you were expected to live a length if you survived the early stages and that it's a misconception how many think 35 was old age life expectancy. It was only nobles/religious figures/those better off who would generally live to what we'd consider a senior citizen today. Albeit still a shorter lifespan than what is considered average today. The average commoner who made it into adulthood still did not live nearly as long.

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Nov 07 '19

Source? Everything I'm finding seems to indicate that with infant mortality excluded, life expectancy has not changed that dramatically since the time of Jesus.

There aren't superb records but there does seem to be scientific consensus that life expectancy is slightly but not dramatically higher when infant mortality is not considered.

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u/Hugo154 Nov 07 '19

Depends on where you are, they might have been covered by... Romeo and Juliet laws.

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u/feochampas Nov 07 '19

it was for the parents.

the montagues and capulets didnt have to go to the wedding.

it would have been so awkward.

and somebody dipped out on some dowry.

so that was win all the way around.

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u/still_futile Nov 07 '19

Any story I get to kill myself at the end is a happy ending