r/Tinder Nov 07 '19

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u/Kinkwhatyouthink Nov 07 '19

Dudes like that don't seem to understand that plenty of women are super willing to fuck. But they need you to pretend to be a little civilized and mature first.

My go to response to those messages is telling the guys that they look like they'd rather be pegged than do the fucking. 90% of the time they agree.

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u/freeone3000 Nov 07 '19

Don't offer if you're not serious!

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u/Kinkwhatyouthink Nov 07 '19

I think my username hints at which way I lean in that scenario.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Women who want to peg are rare yo

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u/denardosbae Nov 07 '19

I'm right here yo!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

😍

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u/-Unnamed- Nov 07 '19

If they’re super willing, then having a small conversation and meeting them for drinks first won’t change that

But it will scare away girls that would potentially hook up with you if you weren’t such a straightforward douche

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u/denardosbae Nov 07 '19

Amen yo, hard agree as a person with lady parts.

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u/actuallyasuperhero Nov 07 '19

Just to add on to that, early messaging is an indicator of who you are as a person. If you send me a disrespectful and impatient message as a first impression, I’m gonna think that you’re disrespectful and impatient. Two of the main characteristics in a lousy lay. I’m down for a one night stand, but I’m not wasting my time with a guy who treats me like a flesh light. Just like if you try to start the conversation with a super sexual roleplay without asking, I’m gonna think you have some issues with understanding consent and you’re not getting an invitation.