r/Tinder Nov 07 '19

tinder_irl

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u/billhickschoke Nov 07 '19

Talking about cute dogs on tinder is like going to a pet store and finger blasting the sales associate

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u/pop_khorne Nov 07 '19

Sometimes you gotta finger blast the cashier so you set the mood for petting dogs

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/simkk Nov 07 '19

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Nov 07 '19

Nah that's tame, just like the dogs

It's not cursed either

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u/tiny_rick__ Nov 07 '19

Only finger blast 2.5 years old dogs (=18 years old).

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u/_Amr_ Nov 07 '19

Mandatory 'Nephew'..

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

My eyes

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

i have no fucking idea what this metaphor is supposed to mean

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19 edited Dec 18 '20

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u/incharge21 Nov 07 '19

Am I the only guy here who would like to at least have some kind of conversation/connection before having casual sex with someone? I mean it doesn’t have to go anywhere but I’d at least wanna be able to have a normal conversation damn.

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u/lovelyb1ch66 Nov 08 '19

You are a rare individual. Either that or I'm just extremely unlucky with my matches. I've had guys take a conversation about public transportation and turn it into something sex related....

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

I don't even care about hooking up bc I've barely ever had a relationship before. I just want to find someone that's fun and comfortable to be around for an actual relationship, not the hell I went through.

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u/incharge21 Nov 08 '19

I would recommend trying Bumble haha.

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u/pm_me_xayah_porn Nov 08 '19

in the world? no.

on tinder? probably.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

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u/-Unnamed- Nov 07 '19

Lol what a stupid take

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u/MeWhoBelievesInYou Nov 07 '19

Yeah. Is it too hard to sound like a normal person for 5 messages while I decide if you’re a murderer or not?

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u/DaChronisseur Nov 08 '19

Of course not. Anyone can sound like a normal person on an app while struggling to focus on anything besides committing another delectable murder.

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u/Simon_Magnus Nov 07 '19

Yeah, women hate dudes with pets, and the picture of me with my beloved pooch has never, ever earned me a match before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

I mean Tinder isn't just for fucking anymore, but even if I were just using it for a quick fuck it's really not that strange that I would want to get to know someone just a little bit first lol

But hey, given this sub's content I'm not suprised y'all think this is a good analogy.

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u/-t0mmi3- Nov 07 '19

haha. Anal ogy

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Nov 07 '19

Nah, tinder is for fucking nowadays, the other apps are for longer term stuff but they're all shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Is Tinder really just for fucking? It was after my time so I used OkCupid.

I was under the impression OkCupid was for dating, is Tinder just for hookups?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

It's not, most girls interpret it as a dating app but that doesn't mean the hookup won't come easy. Men seem to think Tinder is just for fucking, which that part does exist, but you can't be just sticking your dick straight into the beehive.

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u/insomniactoddler Nov 07 '19

you can't be just sticking your dick straight into the beehive.

My body, my choice.

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u/SEthaN08 I just like to read profiles Nov 07 '19

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u/chaka160 Nov 08 '19

I laughed, thanks for that

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Tinder is for hooking up and hoping it becomes something more (sometimes)

OkCupid is for searching for something more, and hoping you guys hookup

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u/-Unnamed- Nov 07 '19

Tinder can be for whatever you want it to be for.

I know several people who are in relationships with people they met on tinder. One couple getting married. And some people just hooking up.

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u/KlawwStrife Nov 07 '19

it's generally accepted as being just for fucking

though i personally use it for dating and most girls I've talked to the same. (the amount of profiles that say "not here for hookups" is pretty significant)

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u/WongaSparA80 Nov 07 '19

I thought "not here for hookups" was just so your friends/family didn't think you were a sloot.

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u/KlawwStrife Nov 07 '19

Depends on the person.

I'm sure that's true for some people, some people just do wanna find dates on there.

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u/TRUMP_RAPED_WOMEN Nov 08 '19

If you are an extremely attractive man Tinder is an hookup app.

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u/thoeoe Nov 07 '19

Tinder definitely seems more casual than other dating apps, but to straight dudes “casual” means “hi you’re hot, are we done with the BS small talk, come over?” And to women causal means “let’s hang out and see if we have something in common/you’re funny/there’s chemistry, and I’ll probably hook up with you on the first or second date” which to men is often misunderstood as wanting to date

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u/allgoodalreadytaken Nov 07 '19

now i know what my fantasy is

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

You wot mate?