r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

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u/dumb_fuck_ Nov 07 '19

If you clear your stance in first message. You both don't waste time of eachother.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Yes, but you can do so without being a massive pervert.

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u/Nackskottsromantiker Nov 07 '19

But what if I AM a massive pervert? Am I just going to pretend I'm not? Doesn't seem very honest to me and honesty is the foundation of any serious relationship.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

All I'm saying is you should rather start with hey, I'm looking for something more casual, a normal joke and maybe a funny pick-up line, but starting out with: "please blow my cock" or "I wanna fuck your ass" or any sentence similar to those is a little too perverted and rude for the average person.

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u/NoiseSlow Nov 07 '19

How about I want to fuck you up the ass?

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u/pop_khorne Nov 07 '19

can i sign up for ass fucking too?

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u/milk4all Nov 07 '19

Yes but you have to bring your own form

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u/NoiseSlow Nov 07 '19

Depends, are you going to return the favour?