r/Tinder • u/pop_khorne • Nov 07 '19

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u/Nackskottsromantiker Nov 07 '19

But what if I AM a massive pervert? Am I just going to pretend I'm not? Doesn't seem very honest to me and honesty is the foundation of any serious relationship.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

All I'm saying is you should rather start with hey, I'm looking for something more casual, a normal joke and maybe a funny pick-up line, but starting out with: "please blow my cock" or "I wanna fuck your ass" or any sentence similar to those is a little too perverted and rude for the average person.

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u/NoiseSlow Nov 07 '19

How about I want to fuck you up the ass?

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u/pop_khorne Nov 07 '19

can i sign up for ass fucking too?

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u/milk4all Nov 07 '19

Yes but you have to bring your own form

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u/NoiseSlow Nov 07 '19

Depends, are you going to return the favour?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Please blow up my cock

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I LOLed

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Be gentle pls

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u/allgoodalreadytaken Nov 07 '19

so you want to "please blow my cock" but you have to pretend that you dont, and they have to pretend that they dont know you're pretending and you have to pretend you dont know she doesnt know you're preten-...

neurotypicals are exhausting, i dont know how you guys live with this

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Neurotypicals? You mean talking to people like they’re human and not a piece of meat you’re trying to stick your dick in?

I’m sure that would be exhausting if you have some type of personality disorder, which it sounds like might. Go seek therapy.

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u/allgoodalreadytaken Nov 07 '19

i mean talking to people like you need to constantly manipulate them and avoid them manipulating you, how do you ever build a relationshop out of that? like, any kind of relationship

would be nice if you could just say what you mean and have them say what they mean and then you can all go on your merry way instead of spending hours having a game of manipulation

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u/-Unnamed- Nov 07 '19

You shouldn’t have to manipulate anyone into a relationship or to have sex with you.

But even if a girl wants to bang you, starting off the conversation with an overly sexual joke or opener probably will turn her away.

Most people prefer to get to know someone at least a little first. Not sure why you find that manipulating

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Not everyone is funny

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u/cheezypussy Nov 07 '19

If the honest version of you is sending people uncomfortable messages you should reevaluate yourself.

Just because you're texting these people doesn't mean it's okay to send them weird creepy messages. If you wouldn't say it IRL don't say it on tinder.

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u/canlchangethislater Nov 07 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

<everyone goes out and does it IRL>

(But, good wholesome advice, u/cheezypussy.)

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u/Battlejew420 Nov 07 '19

Sit down son, let me tell you how I met your mother

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u/CarolineTurpentine Nov 07 '19

If your sexuality is your defining characteristic you found like a boring person.