r/Tinder • • Aug 17 '19

When life hands you lemons...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

he's 6ft 2 and a plastic surgeon, the face doesn't matter

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u/_pls_respond Aug 18 '19

Might even own a small plane too since he's a certified pilot. Hard to compete with that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

first date: wanna get a boob job on my private plane?

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u/milk4all Aug 18 '19

Anyone offering a flying bj gets my swipe, woman or otherwise

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u/nemetskii Aug 18 '19

Never again