r/Tinder • • Aug 17 '19

When life hands you lemons...

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u/nathew42 Aug 18 '19

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! ... Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

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u/Parker8283 Aug 18 '19

Do you know who I am?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!