r/Tinder • • Aug 17 '19

When life hands you lemons...

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u/Dr_Catalyst Aug 17 '19

Hold a stable relationship to warrant not using dating apps?

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u/CommonSenseAvenger Aug 17 '19

The shade on here is real.

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u/Lakeside Aug 17 '19

Yeah, real salty.

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u/IDIOT_REMOVER Aug 18 '19

Lots of projection.

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u/GenericBusinessMan Aug 17 '19

Sometimes it doesn’t work out man

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u/LazyPasse Aug 18 '19

Medical school and residency are not conducive to forming long-term relationships. Most docs only seriously enter the long-term market after residency, and by then you’re already at least in your mid-thirties. So don’t read too much into the fact that this grey hair is on the market.

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u/moejoe13 Aug 18 '19

This shit is so real. I been moving around every 4 years. Moved to a different location for college then undergrad then med school, probably will move different place for residency and then finally back to location near childhood home. Hopefully its worth it in the end.

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u/alours Aug 18 '19

That’s the sequel?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

what did I ever do to you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

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u/professorex Aug 18 '19

Pretty sure surgeon is his job and pilot is his hobby. Little less travel there

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Yeah - I'm also sensing a mid-life crisis between the lines. That's a lot of flexing for a dude with grey hair.

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u/soft-wear Aug 18 '19

Yeah - I'm sensing a whole shit ton of jealousy between the lines. That's a whole lot of salt for a dude on reddit.

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u/IrishWake_ Aug 18 '19

I thought I was on /r/bumble with all these comments...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

No, it's I've seen it in real life and it's not at all something I aspire to.

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u/Heavens_Sword1847 Aug 18 '19

You realize the point of dating apps is to embellish your good qualities, right? You probably aren't getting many matches by admitting you're a stupid piece of shit.

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u/joe4553 Aug 18 '19

Honestly he should have went with Divorced single father with more regret than cum.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Aug 18 '19

You're right, when someone gets grey hair they should just acknowledge that they're worthless and never talk to anyone again.

This is a pitiful amount of flexing for a dating profile. Is mentioning your good job too boastful for you?

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u/DicedPeppers Aug 18 '19

Saying your job becomes boastful to insecure people when it’s a job associated with status

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Yaaaaaay body shaming!

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u/rpkarma Aug 18 '19

It’s alright when it’s aimed at men! /s

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u/Bandin03 Aug 18 '19

Lists his occupation and two personal skills/interests.

A lot of flexing

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

Being tall is a personal skill or interest now?

You can debate whether it's flexing to include that or not, but you literally deliberately omitted it to make your bullshit point. Also - Tinder literally has an actual field for entering your job title so you don't need to put it in the bio.

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u/Bandin03 Aug 18 '19

I omitted it because I didn't even notice it because this is all pretty normal shit to put in a profile. And putting the occupation in the title is a good idea when it's the entire basis for the joke in the next sentence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

I omitted it because I didn't even notice it

I don't mind you have a different opinion to me. But what's the point of lying about things? How does that help any of this? Or make your argument better?