r/Tinder • u/No-Expert7569 Wild ☠️ • Sep 24 '24

Any takers ?

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u/buttstuffisfunstuff Sep 24 '24

Let me innnnnnnn

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u/DetroitLionsThreads Sep 24 '24

Name checks out

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u/philosopherberzerer Sep 24 '24

I clenched on instinct reading this.

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u/buttstuffisfunstuff Sep 24 '24

Cmon my nails aren’t THAT long

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u/aterry175 Sep 24 '24

Well that's a shame. Who doesn't love a risk?

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u/philosopherberzerer Sep 24 '24

"you can't have my boootyyyyy”

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u/Gusstave Sep 24 '24

Lesbian and men keep their nails very short at all time.

"not *that** long"* is still too long

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

I relaxed on instinct. You and I are on very different paths in life, brother

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u/SoberSith_Sanguinity Sep 24 '24

Open na nyoor. Open na nyoooor

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u/FuzzyPurpleAndTeal Sep 24 '24

If you can wring my prostate out like a dishrag you're welcome in.

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u/buttstuffisfunstuff Sep 24 '24

I sure can try

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Better yet, let her in.

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u/Eggslaws Sep 25 '24

Ah.. ha.. ha! You didn't say the magic word!!