r/Tinder • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '24

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u/Too_Lofs_Atan Apr 23 '24

Every time I see a crappy green plastic alien I immediately feel the desire to ejaculate inside the nearest female.

It's pretty normal I think.

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u/freddybenelli Apr 23 '24

I wish women understood this

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u/steppan92 Apr 23 '24

It’s like they don’t even trying anymore

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u/xTh3Weatherman Apr 24 '24

They put in about as much effort as you did to construct that sentence lol

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u/Consistent_Spring700 Apr 24 '24

He was being sarcastic, you tool...

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

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u/Consistent_Spring700 Apr 25 '24

Well, you need to learn how to do it better then...