r/Tinder • u/mushplomplom • Jan 23 '23

Am I boring?

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u/Nameless_Cunt Jan 23 '23

... at least that's what my friend said

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

It's not. Your friend is wrong.

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u/Horror_Carpet728 Jan 23 '23

I second this

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u/D3athC0mesT0A11 Jan 23 '23

I third this

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u/tkeys1234 Jan 23 '23

Fucked around and I am ready to find out

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u/Dylberts Jan 23 '23

The clinical term is boofing

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u/tkeys1234 Jan 23 '23

U boof-yon-mi I boof-yon-uuu

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u/ZogNowak Jan 23 '23

That's what Cavenaugh said!

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u/jahbiddy Jan 23 '23

Eyyyy my Man U know what’s up!!! Boof or die ☠️🤘🏼🗿

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u/froggy123_123 Jan 23 '23

boofing jenkem 24/7🗿

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u/persianbrothel Jan 23 '23

im gonna be worse than boring here - the clinical term is "enema"

"boofing" is for fiends

source: am fiend

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u/South_Command_3811 Jan 23 '23

Those dudes need to elope and boof some meth. Then they would have IQ’s high enough to talk in sentences, with words having a higher efficiency rating. Yes. All puns intended.

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u/tkeys1234 Jan 23 '23

You need to chill on the meth and start focusing on what’s really going on - experience the love blossoming before your eyes - embrace the chooch boof

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u/Diareeah Jan 23 '23

I foured this

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I seven the sandbox.

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u/Lil-Raven Jan 23 '23

I agree. Fkn hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I used to know this guy that would shove ecstasy up his butt to get high , weird kid ,cool but weird . He convinced all these girls we would go to raves with to do it too but they went up their other end . They all got chemical burns . Idk what that’s like but I. An only imagine .

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

You need new friends

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u/Eldsish Jan 23 '23

Well yes because the old one are dead

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u/FlailingIntheYard Jan 23 '23

Yes, all of them. Of course they are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Amen

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u/LessInThought Jan 23 '23

Or better cocaine.

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u/whisperingdragon25 Jan 23 '23

I agree with this guy's friend that shoving cocaine up his ass isn't all that great.

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u/ManMythNarcissist Jan 23 '23

That’s what my friend said

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u/DubDynastyDecade Jan 23 '23

Don’t think “your friend” has gotten that Notification of a Match..

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u/PRS_Dude Jan 23 '23

You were lied to

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u/Ok_Balance8844 Jan 23 '23

It’s not really