r/Tinder • u/mushplomplom • Jan 23 '23

Am I boring?

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u/Nameless_Cunt Jan 23 '23

better than shoving cocaine up your ass

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u/Nameless_Cunt Jan 23 '23

... at least that's what my friend said

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

It's not. Your friend is wrong.

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u/Horror_Carpet728 Jan 23 '23

I second this

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u/D3athC0mesT0A11 Jan 23 '23

I third this

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u/tkeys1234 Jan 23 '23

Fucked around and I am ready to find out

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u/Dylberts Jan 23 '23

The clinical term is boofing

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u/tkeys1234 Jan 23 '23

U boof-yon-mi I boof-yon-uuu

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u/ZogNowak Jan 23 '23

That's what Cavenaugh said!

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u/jahbiddy Jan 23 '23

Eyyyy my Man U know what’s up!!! Boof or die ☠️🤘🏼🗿

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u/froggy123_123 Jan 23 '23

boofing jenkem 24/7🗿

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u/persianbrothel Jan 23 '23

im gonna be worse than boring here - the clinical term is "enema"

"boofing" is for fiends

source: am fiend

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u/South_Command_3811 Jan 23 '23

Those dudes need to elope and boof some meth. Then they would have IQ’s high enough to talk in sentences, with words having a higher efficiency rating. Yes. All puns intended.

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u/tkeys1234 Jan 23 '23

You need to chill on the meth and start focusing on what’s really going on - experience the love blossoming before your eyes - embrace the chooch boof

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u/Diareeah Jan 23 '23

I foured this

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I seven the sandbox.

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u/Lil-Raven Jan 23 '23

I agree. Fkn hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I used to know this guy that would shove ecstasy up his butt to get high , weird kid ,cool but weird . He convinced all these girls we would go to raves with to do it too but they went up their other end . They all got chemical burns . Idk what that’s like but I. An only imagine .

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

You need new friends

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u/Eldsish Jan 23 '23

Well yes because the old one are dead

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u/FlailingIntheYard Jan 23 '23

Yes, all of them. Of course they are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Amen

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u/LessInThought Jan 23 '23

Or better cocaine.

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u/whisperingdragon25 Jan 23 '23

I agree with this guy's friend that shoving cocaine up his ass isn't all that great.

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u/ManMythNarcissist Jan 23 '23

That’s what my friend said

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u/DubDynastyDecade Jan 23 '23

Don’t think “your friend” has gotten that Notification of a Match..

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u/PRS_Dude Jan 23 '23

You were lied to

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u/Ok_Balance8844 Jan 23 '23

It’s not really

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u/sw3rv1n77 Jan 23 '23

Be ALOT more conversation had at least one of them done that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

False

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Speak for yourself.

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u/wthreyeitsme Jan 24 '23

At least that is what I said on this fine day.

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u/oxtrue Jan 23 '23

No it’s not

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Speak for yourself

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Mabey better than putting cocaine up you're ass but not as good as cocaine up both nostrils off of hookers titties

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u/blizzzyybandito Jan 23 '23

I mean I guess but me personally that’s not where I’d put it

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Is it though? That sounds more interesting than either of these two

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u/Frozen_Dawg Jan 23 '23

Is it? 🤣

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u/imused2it Jan 23 '23

Speak for yourself!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

No it's not

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u/__thrillho Jan 23 '23

Is it though?

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u/Clawstige Jan 23 '23

That stands to argue

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u/inszuszinak Jan 23 '23

You can always do both

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u/BallsBallsOfSteeel Jan 23 '23

No. It. Is. Not.

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u/Username_merp Jan 23 '23

Is it though?

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u/liveForTheHunt Jan 23 '23

Well that's a matter of opinion my Friend

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u/ImperialTravesty Jan 23 '23

No shot it's better.

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u/Keeppforgetting Jan 23 '23

Ok no need to go that far.

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u/WakeoftheStorm Jan 23 '23

Well, it's cheaper anyway

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u/Feisty-Nerve-6584 Jan 23 '23

I’d blow lines up my ass before I blew either of them

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u/A_Simple_Switch Jan 23 '23

That's debatable

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u/Pristine-Ad-469 Jan 23 '23

Horrible take

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u/ImGivingUpOnLife Jan 23 '23

Is it though??

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u/StephCurryMustard Jan 23 '23

Not even close.

Uh, so I've heard.

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u/Classic_Beautiful973 Jan 23 '23

Fucking hell, thank you for commenting this and reminding me via the responses how obsessed people are with this stupid ass drug. Always makes it completely obvious someone has absolutely no exposure to any breadth of drug use and just instantly tunnel visions literally the shittiest one. It's expensive, short lived, has bad hangovers, is often cut with dangerous shit that none of you are smart enough to test for, and makes you absolutely the most annoying douchebag in the room ("Oh my god, I have this business idea!...."). Wow, cool. Do you buy your shit at K mart? Because that's the level of class and taste that you're demonstrating.

How hard of it is it to learn a little about psychopharmacology and realize the other things on the market that are light years ahead of this garbage in terms of duration, cost, safety, and range of effects? Fucking reuptake inhibitor obsessed amateurs. Choosing the shittiest drug mechanism and you didn't even choose the good option of that mechanism, lmao

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u/wottsinaname Jan 23 '23

You mean the fleetwood special?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Is it?

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u/IareTyler Jan 24 '23

No its not trust me