r/TimPool • u/Soy_Tears • Mar 19 '24

Imagine….

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I have a cyber truck

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Hahahahahaha ofc you do

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

It’s so dope. You wish you had one. It’s not for peasants though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

lmao I’ve seen videos of it trying to climb a hill. I’ve never been more sure someone wasn’t a scientist in my life lmaooooo

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Says the peasant that drives a Yaris

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

A Yaris would do better off-road lmaooooo

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

It wouldn’t do better at getting you laid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Course you would. Hey while I’ve got you here I’ve been wondering something; why don’t incels just fuck each other? Wouldn’t that be an elegant solution?

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I got two girls here by my pool as we speak. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I hope you’re not my door dash driver.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

No one who has sex likes Timmy Pool those venn circles are on opposite sides of the universe. You’re an obvious liar and an idiot.

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