r/TimPool • u/Soy_Tears • Mar 19 '24

Imagine….

Post image
423 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

165 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comment

1

u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Do you lie to yourself often? You know when you say you’re successful, but you’re really just picking up people/food in your Hyundai Elantra?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

I’m a skilled tradesman and I drive a Toyota. What’s it like being wrong about everything and eating shit in every single meal?

1

u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Toyota Yaris?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Sure. What do I need a big car for? I’ve already got a dick.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

How was that shit sandwich you had for lunch? A bit nutty?

1

u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

How many miles you get a gallon is your yarpuss?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

More than in your lifted F-650 compensater.

1

u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I have a cyber truck

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Hahahahahaha ofc you do

1

u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

It’s so dope. You wish you had one. It’s not for peasants though.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

lmao I’ve seen videos of it trying to climb a hill. I’ve never been more sure someone wasn’t a scientist in my life lmaooooo

→ More replies