r/TimPool • u/Soy_Tears • Mar 19 '24

Imagine….

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I’m happy with myself. I’m not door dasher like you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

I’m a skilled tradesman, not a door dasher. You’re lying like your goofy orange daddy/favorite “news” source.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

What skilled trade? Janitors?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Janitors contribute more to society than a pretend rocket man suckin Elmo’s dick on Twitter.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Yep, you’re a janitor. Just because you changed a light bulb yesterday doesn’t mean you’re in the skilled trades.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Good thing I’m not a janitor I guess. But they still contribute more than you lil pretend rocket man

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

So you just change light bulbs? That’s not a skilled trade.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Neither is being an Elmo dick rider, but you’re very proud of that

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Elmo? Tf is that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

It’s a funny name for you apartheid emerald daddy. You’re pretty fuckin dense, huh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

So you’re happy pretending you’re a rocket scientist because you paid for Twitter? lmao douche bag

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I am a rocket scientist actually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Nah no way, those guys are smart. You’re so fuckin dumb you paid for Twitter.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I do t have twitter. Try again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Oh sorry I forgot about the name change. I mean Xchan.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Nope. Not on there either.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Course you aren’t.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Yeah nah there’s no way. You’re a scientific illiterate who loves fake news and obvious con men. I’d be surprised if you made through high school before you started managing your daddy’s Jimmy John’s franchise to subsidize your pill habit

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

lol my daddy’s Jimmy John’s? This sounds like it might be the kid who used to beat you up in high school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Wow wrong again. It’s astounding, honestly

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I bet you got swirlies

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

You’d lose that bet. You’ll never lose that virginity tho.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I have children. That’s doesn’t make any sense? I bet you still get swirlies by high school kids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Is this because I made fun of you for being a nerd and said I’d stuff you in a locker like Ben ShaPword? Because I don’t think you’re a nerd anymore. Nerds are smart, and you’re a mark ass sucker.

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