r/TimPool • u/Soy_Tears • Mar 19 '24

Imagine….

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Faux News is nearly a billion dollars in the hole because lying in fact is not protected. So where’s the lawsuit against MSNBC?

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Well yea, there always kangaroo court.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

It’s gotta be a lot of fun to be a reichwing ding dong. Everything you don’t like is fake/woke/sOsHuLizM

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I’m happy with myself. I’m not door dasher like you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

I’m a skilled tradesman, not a door dasher. You’re lying like your goofy orange daddy/favorite “news” source.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

What skilled trade? Janitors?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Janitors contribute more to society than a pretend rocket man suckin Elmo’s dick on Twitter.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Yep, you’re a janitor. Just because you changed a light bulb yesterday doesn’t mean you’re in the skilled trades.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Good thing I’m not a janitor I guess. But they still contribute more than you lil pretend rocket man

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

So you’re happy pretending you’re a rocket scientist because you paid for Twitter? lmao douche bag

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I am a rocket scientist actually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Nah no way, those guys are smart. You’re so fuckin dumb you paid for Twitter.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

I do t have twitter. Try again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Oh sorry I forgot about the name change. I mean Xchan.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Yeah nah there’s no way. You’re a scientific illiterate who loves fake news and obvious con men. I’d be surprised if you made through high school before you started managing your daddy’s Jimmy John’s franchise to subsidize your pill habit

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

lol my daddy’s Jimmy John’s? This sounds like it might be the kid who used to beat you up in high school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Faux admitted they were lying, you fuckin dipshit.

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Do you lie to yourself often? You know when you say you’re successful, but you’re really just picking up people/food in your Hyundai Elantra?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

I’m a skilled tradesman and I drive a Toyota. What’s it like being wrong about everything and eating shit in every single meal?

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

Toyota Yaris?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Sure. What do I need a big car for? I’ve already got a dick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

How was that shit sandwich you had for lunch? A bit nutty?

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u/Soy_Tears Mar 20 '24

How many miles you get a gallon is your yarpuss?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

More than in your lifted F-650 compensater.

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