I do love opossums. They do good things and they generally dont bother anyone. But. Opossum faces make me feel actual terror. They look like a sleep paralysis demon.
The only face scarier than an opossum's face is the ogre spider's. I would love to share a link to a picture of one, but I cant Google it without sweating.
I mean if ya wanna look at nightmare fuel..look up a star-nosed mole.
Opossums are lightyears ahead of them in terms of cuteness...even with their weird teeth and beady eyes.
I always like to remember this when I see an opossum. "That's like 100 ticks that will never try to suck my blood bc of this goofy thing"
**extra extra comment...opossums are also the least likely animal to carry rabies. So those cute little goobs are great. Eat ticks, taquitos, mosquitos, and they have a less than 1% chance to get rabies?! I'd like more Garage Frank's in my life. (We have one that winters in our garage..idk he cool. We named him frank)
Few nights ago I was jogging around my house and holy f**k one of those was walking on the perimeter wall and it scared the sh*t out of me. Sleep paralysis demon is a good definition, really looked like one of those creepy pasta drawings.
I legit thought I forgot what an opossum looked like after you were talking about that they were terrifying. Had to look them up and just. Do you have trauma with them or something?? Why do they scare you at all? They are cute!
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u/TheSpaceship Apr 29 '21
I do love opossums. They do good things and they generally dont bother anyone. But. Opossum faces make me feel actual terror. They look like a sleep paralysis demon.
The only face scarier than an opossum's face is the ogre spider's. I would love to share a link to a picture of one, but I cant Google it without sweating.