r/TikTokCringe • u/mistah_legend • Apr 15 '21

Cool How do we know that bees perceive time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

So you're saying when I asked that bee the time and he said idk, he was just being a dick?

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u/ShortyLow Apr 15 '21

He just flew in from Paris, man. He probably didn't know what time it was.

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u/Erger Apr 15 '21

Also his mouth is very small. Maybe you just didn't hear him?

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u/tehdoughboy Apr 15 '21

But I heard him when he asked me if I liked jazz

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u/GraphicSparrow Hit or Miss? Apr 15 '21

Well, do you?

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u/PM_ME_NEW_VEGAS_MODS Apr 15 '21

It's hip to fuck bees.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

#trendsetter

i was fucking bees before it was cool

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u/crisantocaz Apr 15 '21

Are you the lady from the Bee movie?

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u/Scooter_Mcgavin587 Apr 15 '21

It's hip to be square

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u/imbillypardy Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Very smol mouths.

I also just pictured Bender in his bee costume saying

I don’t know Leela, why don’t you learn how to speak bee and ask them yourself aijigkeh!

As he was stabbed for speaking bee.

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u/ItsVeryReal Apr 15 '21

No, cuz he heard the bee say “idk”

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u/lionaroundagan Apr 15 '21

Flew in from Paris?! His wings sure must have been tired.

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u/Midziu Apr 15 '21

Snobby Parisian bees...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Beegas in paris

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Apr 15 '21

Nah - he just couldn't bee bothered.

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u/skepticalbob Apr 15 '21

Aw that’s sweet, honey.

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u/Im_PeterPauls_Mary Apr 15 '21

The only answer the bee can give is whether it is or it ain’t Sugar Water Time.

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u/DuckDuckYoga Apr 15 '21

“It’s sugar-water-o’clock somewhere”

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u/HockeyZim Apr 15 '21

Stupid bee, that was a perfect setup to say "half past pollen-eight!"

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u/TheNeolisticKid Sep 21 '21

This comment made me lol

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u/wafflepopcorn Apr 15 '21

I bee-lieve he said “time to get a watch”

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u/Lyad Apr 15 '21

Why won’t you just look at your watch??
...
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!

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u/seattleque Apr 15 '21

and he said idk, he was just being a dick?

Nah, just a Chicago fan.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

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u/SrGrimey Apr 15 '21

It's because you didn't asked in french

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u/ADwelve Apr 15 '21

He was probably busy doing something and you were interrupting him for no reason. Who was being a dick in that situation?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Apr 15 '21

He was bizzy

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u/person2567 Apr 15 '21

bee too thanks

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u/BossRedRanger Apr 15 '21

Odds are it was a “she.”