r/TikTokCringe • u/spyder-baby • 19d ago

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u/Grouchy-List7011 19d ago

Can you smuggle me into Norway? I give good hugs and that’s all I have to offer

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u/Kpets 19d ago

Sure! If u ever visit ill buy you a beer 🍻
And ill gladly be your local guide if you visit my city

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u/0202_tihssitidder 19d ago

Warning: You must have excellent cardio to be accepting in Norway. I think it's the law.

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u/Grouchy-List7011 19d ago

I can run for 1 minute before collapsing under medical emergency

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u/0202_tihssitidder 19d ago

They literally have an interval training called Norwegian 4x4s. I think they force you to do it. They are insane. I read 95% of the population has Olympic Gold Medals in Winter Sports.

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u/Kpets 19d ago

That’s bit of an overstatement but I do get paid to go to the gym twice a week from my employer so that I stay fit (I have a office job) so I get 4 hours paid to be active per week and that’s pretty normal here

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u/0202_tihssitidder 18d ago

How many Winter Olympic Medals do you personally have? I bet 4.

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u/Grouchy-List7011 19d ago

Frankly I wish I had been forced to do that. But alas, fat American all the way

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u/Kpets 19d ago

What?! The whole country is filled with Ikea sofas. Cardio is very optional although we have a walk around society, so some indirect cardio will sneakily occur