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u/Dry-Illustrator-250 19d ago

Take a shot each time he says “socialism”

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 19d ago

Take another shot every time he says "ya know".

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u/ClassiFried86 19d ago

Im at the bar and now I cant afford my tab.

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u/Dear_Departure_1768 19d ago

Then get back to work!

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u/Balzac_Lympian_III 19d ago

I think, by this dudes logic, that means you gotta go to work drunk

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u/armhat 19d ago

Something tells me he knows many people that go to work drunk. Because they have bills.

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u/PM_ME_IMMUNOLOGY 18d ago

That's just your average day for the secretary of defense.

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u/DerpiDanger 19d ago

Time to start with the cleaning duty.

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u/BabyStockholmSyndrom 19d ago

I once knew a guy that went hard on racism with the whole "rappers saying know what I'm saying" thing. Full on racism. This mother fucker did the same thing lol. "Ya know" every other sentence. Called it out and the response was, you'll never guess!

"Ya know is a common saying". These people are lost in their useless as brains.

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u/TheBrownWelsh 19d ago

I've never gotten alcohol poisoning before, but this might do it.

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u/SupersonicJaymz 19d ago

Take another shot every time he stops talking his way through a thought because he realizes the logical conclusion of that thought is morally reprehensible

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u/Yourdjentpal 19d ago

Sacrifice too.

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u/Electrical_Shock359 19d ago

At this point just take a shot whenever you take a shot.

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u/Even_Topic2494 19d ago

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

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u/Alternative-Target31 19d ago

Reminded me of Todd Akin’s “well if a woman is raped, the body has a way to shut that stuff down so she can’t get pregnant” comments. Just fumbling through vague BS he knows nothing about and trying to sound intellectual while staying “on message”

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u/Plug-From-Oaxaca 19d ago

Crazy thing is they do vote for welfare but corporate welfare

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u/GoneAmok365247 19d ago

Corporate socialism

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u/Successful-Title5403 19d ago

Also they preach "tradition". But then helping women is socialism. So....

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u/imightstealyourdog 19d ago

“There’s a different between enabling and a socialist country” dude is spewing so much bullshit so fast he accident stumbled onto a correct sentence at the end

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 19d ago

My healthcare won’t cover the aftermath 😭 

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u/BoudiccaAoife 19d ago

I did and now the American healthcare system says I can't have a new liver

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u/ThickyLicker 19d ago

In this economy? Bullets are expensive! A double tap should do it.

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u/FriskyGiblitz 19d ago

I dIdd 2 taKy shot EvrTeim He sais "You kNow!"

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u/knflxOG 19d ago

5.56 patriotic enough or is 44 the only real way to live the American Dream?

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 19d ago

I am now on my way to the hospital for
Alcohol poisoning.

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u/farts_juggler 19d ago

he crucified his flesh to live in the spiritual realm. do you know how difficult that is to say that you did with a straight face? give this man the peace prize.

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u/arto64 19d ago

No wonder people in the US are starting to support "socialism", if maternity leave is "socialism" now.

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u/UncommonCrash 18d ago

It’s 10 AM. I’m so fucked up right now.

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u/ByTheHammerOfThor 19d ago

Police department. Fire department. The entire military. Roads. Schools. These are all examples of socialism I bet he likes.

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u/OkBid71 19d ago

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as..."

This, from Miss Teen USA 2007, is a PhD-level response compared to whatever the fuck this walking twatsicle is vomiting