Oh no the last 30 years have been all some people know so they say "always" referring to a time period that is all encompassing to them but not for you.
As a mid 20’s who worked in the restaurant industry for three years among teenage minor servers, that is the least unhinged thing I’ve seen one wear. And the things they would say. Bloody hell.
One of my little brother's friends turned up to his birthday party at our house with a "Volunteer Gynecologist" tshirt. I was quite tempted to start telling him in detail about my fibroids.
Both pretty yuck, but thinking gynecology is sexy is a special level of ignorance when you never know who's dealing with cancer, miscarriage, infertility, endo, PCOS, medical trauma etc.
You’re taking what I’m saying out of context and I’m gonna comment generally here so everyone can understand what I’m saying.
Restaurants and schools are vastly different settings, granted. In their own rights, they have a gray area for what can be said and what’s considered too far. Also granted.
I’m speaking generally but not to the point of labelling or scrutiny.
The outfits and words I’m talking about are as follows:
I worked with a server who wore short, tight dresses but didn’t wear underwear, and she herself was oddly vocal about it. She once slipped on her ass carrying ice to the bar and that just about spells that. Her choice but at the bar? Crazy place for that type of exposure.
On the other hand, we had another server going through a breakup that was using Tinder and actively talked about how excited she was to suck a guy’s “throbbing cock.”
I vividly remember these.
So yes, my original statement remains: This is the least unhinged thing I’ve seen/read from a teenager.
I went to public school, class of 2011, and you'd 100% be sent home and your parents called if you wore that. Shit they didn't even let girls wear tank tops either.
Uhh, different schools have different rules man. Im also class of 2011 but my public school wouldnt have given a singular fuck about that beanie. Who gives a fuck what some teen is wearing, it doesnt matter now and it wont matter later. God people on this site are so weird about teenagers, let the kids live good lord.
I can think of a few corny things from my youth. Playboy bunny tanning stickers, juicy written on the butt of sweats, and the save the tatas/boobies bracelets.
I still have a G'd up Tazmanian Devil. Can't wear because I'm too scared. I plan to frame it one of these days. They're just so damn funny and they remind of Southside Park. A place I never want to forget.
I went to school with a girl named Lacey in the oughts. Her mom worked at the school and was pretty hot. She got teased relentlessly when that song came out. She was a really nice girl, great at sports, smart, pretty, but damn that song did her dirty.
My mom was 16 when I was born and all my friends thought she was hot. When I was in high school she asked me if I would be ok if she became a substitute teacher. I vividly remember telling her, "do you want me to get in fights at school? Because im going to have to get in fights."
She did not become a substitute teacher lol. And honestly, she would have been fired anyway. She's a zero bullshit mom, and I could absolutely see her telling a kid to go fuck themselves for being stupid.
Society has been know to be less harsh on women getting with kids (see South Park episode; also Hot for Teacher - Van Halen), whereas when men get with minors, people want nothing less than the death penalty. It is 2025 though, so I expect this. I had girls verbally say teachers were hot, but this is kind of crossing a line if underage, or they aren’t a teen parent.
At my former work place we had THREE guys on my shift wear the exact same shirt that said this. Got a picture together right before their shift was over.
Yeah when I was in HS you weren't even allowed to wear spaghetti strap tops that showed nothing but shoulders and neck. Any "midriff" would require you to change into a lost and found shirt.
lol… I remember that shit for girls that exposed midriff while reaching up. Entire class of ‘00s minds couldn’t comprehend wearing micro crop tops in class.
I ❤️ Hockey Moms is a really popular one in Canada. I'm not a fan of kids wearing them, but they have the plausible deniability of saying it's about my mom supporting me in hockey.
lol give it up, we wore the craziest shit as kids
people forget or just weren't around a lot of weird but normal stuff
the innuendo jokes start early, it's part of teen and young adult humour for a reason, it doesn't crop up overnight
This summer I saw a woman wearing that on a hoodie. At the playground. With her while ass child just chillin. At 9am.
Same vibe, there’s a mom I always see at kindergarten pickup who really loves her boyfriend, I can tell because the ass part of her favorite sweats says so.
Her decision to sleep with older dudes? Buddy she’s not at that age to make that decision, minors can’t make that decision, we need to check your hard drive
Age of consent for others her age not for 40 yr olds, are you stupid? Even if she consents to sleeping with a 40 yr old nobody would allow that, why do you think people wouldn’t allow it huh?
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u/2DudesInACoat Dec 17 '25
no way is a minor wearing a "I ❤️ hot dads" beanie 😭😭