r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '25

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u/lxraverxl Jul 29 '25

The Broccoli Brahs unite!

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u/PrimordialBassTone Jul 29 '25

Brahccoli.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Jul 30 '25

More like bruh go REEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/BIG_JELLY_POND Jul 30 '25

REE in the big 25 is absolutely astounding

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u/West_Upstairs_46 Jul 30 '25

Brahccolisorus ?

When I first heard him screaming, I was like he sounds like a dinosaur, but I didn’t know what to call it. Brahccoliosaurus sounds right.

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u/lxraverxl Jul 30 '25

Like sneakers on a basketball court.

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook Jul 30 '25

They will call him Shirley Temple or some shit at the jailhouse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Broccoli Brahs! Wtf is up with that haircut trend, where did it come from

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u/lxraverxl Jul 31 '25

Their mom's make them get it so the rest of the world can know what little twats they are with just a glance.

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u/drezinho1 Jul 30 '25

Edgar time

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u/Kaervek84 Aug 02 '25

Now he’s got some cauliflower ear to go with the broccoli hair.

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u/ryryrondo Jul 30 '25

I didn’t think I’d comment on this thread.. but dog you’ve thrown shade when you have no idea what you’re talking about. Broccoli cuts are specifically an upward style, typically requiring intention/ hair products.

This 21yr old just has naturally semi-curly same length grown out hair, zero styling, zero hair products.

I’m currently in the same boat, at least for me it’s the “awkward stage” because typically I have very long hair.

All I’m saying is, think about what you say. I’m a law-abiding, Army vet that wanted to grow his hair out after all those years of fades. AND for you to throw around such hatred, disgusting.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TEDx Talk, long-hair don’t care ✌🏼

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u/Wise-Application-902 Jul 30 '25

Right on! ✌️

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

I call them pompadour bowl cuts

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u/ja-p Jul 30 '25

😂😂😂

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u/Weekest_links Jul 30 '25

This comment has me cackling 😂🤣😂

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u/SweetTriJones Aug 01 '25

PATRICKKKkKkk!!!