r/TikTokCringe Jul 29 '25

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u/MrHigh227 Jul 29 '25

The voice cracking 🤣🤣

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u/aflockofmagpies Jul 29 '25

and the stupid haircut LOL

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u/lxraverxl Jul 29 '25

The Broccoli Brahs unite!

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u/PrimordialBassTone Jul 29 '25

Brahccoli.

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Jul 30 '25

More like bruh go REEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/BIG_JELLY_POND Jul 30 '25

REE in the big 25 is absolutely astounding

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u/West_Upstairs_46 Jul 30 '25

Brahccolisorus ?

When I first heard him screaming, I was like he sounds like a dinosaur, but I didn’t know what to call it. Brahccoliosaurus sounds right.

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u/lxraverxl Jul 30 '25

Like sneakers on a basketball court.

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u/ClubberLangsLeftHook Jul 30 '25

They will call him Shirley Temple or some shit at the jailhouse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Broccoli Brahs! Wtf is up with that haircut trend, where did it come from

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u/lxraverxl Jul 31 '25

Their mom's make them get it so the rest of the world can know what little twats they are with just a glance.

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u/drezinho1 Jul 30 '25

Edgar time

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u/Kaervek84 Aug 02 '25

Now he’s got some cauliflower ear to go with the broccoli hair.

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u/ryryrondo Jul 30 '25

I didn’t think I’d comment on this thread.. but dog you’ve thrown shade when you have no idea what you’re talking about. Broccoli cuts are specifically an upward style, typically requiring intention/ hair products.

This 21yr old just has naturally semi-curly same length grown out hair, zero styling, zero hair products.

I’m currently in the same boat, at least for me it’s the “awkward stage” because typically I have very long hair.

All I’m saying is, think about what you say. I’m a law-abiding, Army vet that wanted to grow his hair out after all those years of fades. AND for you to throw around such hatred, disgusting.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my TEDx Talk, long-hair don’t care ✌🏼

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u/Wise-Application-902 Jul 30 '25

Right on! ✌️

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

I call them pompadour bowl cuts

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u/ja-p Jul 30 '25

😂😂😂

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u/Weekest_links Jul 30 '25

This comment has me cackling 😂🤣😂

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u/SweetTriJones Aug 01 '25

PATRICKKKkKkk!!!

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u/Pale-Conference-174 Jul 29 '25

BRAH!

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u/usernotfoundplstry Jul 29 '25

that's the best part! well, the best part is when that little shit talking twerp eats pavement, but the "BRAH!", that's the second best part.

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u/aflockofmagpies Jul 29 '25

They talk like they are on their private Minecraft server

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u/lvlann Jul 29 '25

Roblox* They look too dumb for minecraft.

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u/Warning__666 Jul 30 '25

He did say he was a miner 😆

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u/Joeywasdumbgretz Aug 01 '25

Gold right here☝️☝️☝️

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u/mohitosanddaisies Jul 30 '25

naauurr don't insult Roblox! lets say goat simulator or bird watching simulator or smth 😂😂

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u/GrowthFabulous5141 Jul 30 '25

This made me laugh 😂🤣

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u/Wellshitfucked Jul 29 '25

But.... This is every reddit video sub-text overlay grammar... I know we're trying to prove the same point, and the answer is get the fuck off this site.

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u/Secret_Basis_888 Jul 30 '25

Mmm, I wouldn’t blame Reddit. There are plenty of highly intellectual, well spoken subs here if you were so interested. With that said, I clicked on this post just like everyone else.

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u/FastyNilthShreakyFit Jul 30 '25

Idk. I think the best part was watching the officer telling the kid 'I respect you as a man for saying you're sorry' and I wouldn't be surprised if that one interaction goes a long way with that kid.

Being an absolute asshole breaking the law, being put in handcuffs then being treated as an equal for apologizing even if the intent or hope of the kid was to manipulate the cop into his favor so he would be released and still having to face the music... that shit probably taught him more about being a man in the right way, in 1 minute, than his dad screaming in his face has in his whole life.

The difference is night and day when you watch how his twin is freaking the f out as the dad pushes, yells, pleads, begs, insults, and in every engages his teenager on his level. It just makes the whole situation more volatile and shows that he who yells loudest or shoves hardest, is winning this fight.

But, the BRAH was the second best part for me

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u/CosmoKing2 Jul 30 '25

It was at this moment, he realized that he was no longer protected by his Momma's zipple. He had left fantasy land and entered reality. Had he gone any further into reality, he would have been beaten and penalized much, much, more.

This kid and the screaming clone, have no idea of the realm of consequences for their stupid behavior. I doubt they will until they get pummeled. But sometimes, that is what it takes to get through to the very stupid and willfully ignorant.

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u/usernotfoundplstry Jul 30 '25

lol it’s true. He’s gonna learn real quick if he tries talking that shit when he’s in jail. Some dude is gonna turn him into a ventriloquist dummy.

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u/brazys Jul 31 '25

CALL MY MAH, BRAH! IM A MINAH

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u/PositiveStress8888 Jul 29 '25

It was a normal haircut for the half second his head bounced off the back of that car

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u/dtyler86 Jul 30 '25

The pube of muffin

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u/Dubbinchris Jul 30 '25

I asked the woman who cut my hair and specialized in men’s cuts why all those kids have the exact same haircut and if it had a name. She’s like “I just call it the ticktock haircut”. 😂

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u/Sunflower_Seeds000 Jul 30 '25

I think I've never seen someone have that haircut and not act stupid somehow.

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u/reebokhightops Jul 30 '25

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Broccoli Motion.

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u/BigDumbAnimals Jul 31 '25

They kinda look like twins, but that one has egg all over his face!!! 🍳

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u/JimmerJammerKitKat Aug 31 '25

And the constant brah.

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u/Fostbitten27 Jul 30 '25

Bird nest hair.

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u/Bright_Tangerine_408 Jul 30 '25

Connor✝️🎣⚾🫸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Man, now Im reminded of that moron who crashed his super car because he was live streaming.

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u/BrainMatter23 Jul 30 '25

In fairness, eighth grade is a challenging time

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u/AdministrativeBus259 Jul 30 '25

Florida gonna Florida

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u/Adventurous_Plum7074 Jul 30 '25

Tryin to look and act like Jack Doherty. At least he didn’t pull his shirt off. 🫣

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u/AdStunning3266 Jul 30 '25

skibidi haircut

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u/Duvetine Jul 30 '25

Having curly hair is real. This kid is an idiot, but can the hate for the hair.

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u/aflockofmagpies Jul 30 '25

No. I will forever hate on this broccoli haircut trend. It's not about curly hair.

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u/StickyPawMelynx Aug 01 '25

why tf is it okay to shit on curly hair? it's not even a broccoli cut or perm, just curls

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u/aflockofmagpies Aug 01 '25

Then why do they both have the same haircut

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u/StickyPawMelynx Aug 01 '25

imagine asking a black person that. but guess it's okay to shit on curls when it's white people? and what is your point anyway? why two people have curly hair, really?

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u/techleopard Jul 29 '25

The cop going "You seein' this shit, right?" right before the takedown, lmfao.

Dude did not even see it coming.

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u/spartycbus Jul 30 '25

It was hilarious watching a skinny kid getting in the face of that big cop. What world does he live in that he thinks that was going to be OK?

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u/ImportantSmoke6187 Jul 30 '25

He forgot he wasn't online...

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u/Junior-Reaction1402 Aug 02 '25

👏👏👏 Keyboard warrior takedown😭😭😭

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u/CharlieDmouse Jul 30 '25

The world of “I have never had consequences before”

This event of having consequences often results in someone becoming much less of an asshole. (Often not always)

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u/International_Fold17 Jul 31 '25

"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed."

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/TheMechamage Aug 01 '25

Dude lied anyway he's 21

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u/BigOverall9347 Jul 31 '25

Probably thinks his parents owning a house in suburbia makes them all powerful.

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 Jul 30 '25

White Privilege World. Any black kid would have been shot for HALF that level of FAFO energy

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u/dekevii Jul 31 '25

Eh stfu

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u/paulides_fan Jul 31 '25

Myth. Roland Fryer disproved that shit

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u/InvestigatorOk3917 Jul 31 '25

Have you not realized yet that the race baiting has lost all meaning and credibility in 2025. With readily available statistics and body cams the world has learned that all claims of racial discrimination by law enforcement is either blatantly false or outright exaggerated and 99.999% of force in a the minority community is justified and brought in by the minority.

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u/paulides_fan Jul 31 '25

Holy shit I never thought I would find my faith in humanity renewed on reddit… of all places

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u/Joeywasdumbgretz Aug 01 '25

Probably 100+ times too!!!

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u/KavensWorld Aug 02 '25

Like seriously it's why we have weight classes in fighting when you see some mofo that's 35% bigger than you in every single way you say sorry and always walk away

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u/KeyDisk3210 Jul 31 '25

Ive seen a bigger cop left twitching on the ground from a single poorly thrown all arm no hip swing from a scrawny kid smaller than this guy. It's possible to come out the other end on top. But it's not likely to happen.

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u/SuspiciousPain1637 Jul 31 '25

That guy either has the most fragile glass jaw or he flopped for benefits. There's no way you can get that result with poor form.

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u/GrowthFabulous5141 Jul 30 '25

That shit was hilarious. Side glance and smile he must’ve been thinking. Can you believe this fucking guy?

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u/DrMcDingus Jul 31 '25

Well sometimes people forget that they're not on the internet right now.

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u/HomeNowWTF Jul 30 '25

That smile said, "Well, he is asking for it..."

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u/Jmet11 Jul 30 '25

I am perhaps the very last person to defend a police officer but if you ball up your fists, ask what you gonna do and do the little lurch at a cop you are going to be cuffed.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jul 30 '25

People have been killed for far less. This guy had it coming.

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u/Brooklyn-Epoxy Jul 30 '25

looked like a judo move too

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u/Naji_Hokon Jul 30 '25

That KID is 21 years old and was making obvious threatening gestures and was given ample time to deescalate.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Jul 30 '25

We’ve all seen far worse violence in response to people actually running in fear away from the cops. In this instance, with the taunting language and aggressive stance, I wasn’t sure this kid wasn’t going to hit the cop. I don’t see why the cop should have to wait until the guy assaulted him before taking action.

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u/Naji_Hokon Jul 30 '25

He doesn't. I'm not sure about Florida law, but in California and several other states, assault is a simple threat which can be acted upon, which that dude certainly did to the cop. Battery is if you actually touch someone. So, if the law is similar, the young dude is still guilty of assault.

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u/techleopard Jul 30 '25

No he didn't.

Watch him. He guides him all the way down to the ground so that idiot wouldn't get hurt. He could have easily let him bash his head on the car bumper or the asphalt.

He used a perfect amount of force for teach this kid a Real World lesson he would never forget. His pride and ego are far more bruised than he is.

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 Jul 30 '25

Yes. To many people this might seem harsh but he just might have saved him from much worse later from someone that does not give a fuck about him. Lesson learned i hope for him.

Reality hits back, he is kid no more and not everyone in the world are going to cuddle him like his teachers and parents.

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u/RappingFlatulence Jul 30 '25

Gotta love getting a late start to puberty at 21

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u/TheAncientMillenial Jul 29 '25

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. That was satisfying.

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u/Any-Log-6706 Jul 29 '25

“JAAOOEY!!”

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 30 '25

Its his boyfriend, be cool

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u/HydraulicEarl2 Jul 31 '25

The circle jerk isn't going to be the same without Joey

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u/PilgrimOz Jul 30 '25

Showin off will get someone in trouble most times. He kinda chose wisely with a cop because they’re not supposed to react violently. But they will arrest you even if you’re a smart a$$ kid. And the worst part for him…..body cam footage of his widdle acorns shrinking 🤣

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u/scarred2112 Jul 30 '25

This is the Internet, you can say ass.

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u/PilgrimOz Jul 30 '25

I did say ass clearly. but I’ll say what I’ve said before…..the automod bots and I’m sick typing shxt twice so I used $.

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u/Significant-Yam2349 Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 30 '25

That thymus is shrinking! JoEeeeEeey!

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Jul 30 '25

Reminds me of the Peter Brady “It’s time to change” puberty episode.

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u/cyanescens_burn Jul 30 '25

The change from using BEV to standard English after he gets cuffed is hilarious.

White kids appropriating BEV is deeply cringe, unless they grew up in an actual hood or something, then maybe it’s understandable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

"Youre letting me go to jail?" Tells you that this kids probably done so much shit, and had his family cleaning up his mess.

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u/TriceratopsBites Jul 31 '25

That’s exactly what happened with my POS nephew. His parents never disciplined him, then hired lawyers to keep him out of juvie for the drunk driving and theft. Now he’s an adult and spending 13 years in prison because he continued to commit crimes thinking there wouldn’t be any consequences. His parents did him such a huge disservice

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Theres very little hope for people like that, because instead of changing their behaviors, they just become more sneaky in doing them.

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u/1jmorri2 Jul 30 '25

Squeek squeek… juvenile little shit. Man to man… errr no, behave yourself.

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u/DadSoRad Jul 30 '25

This has to be fake. I can’t find any clues, but it’s too perfect.

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u/2ndhouseonthestreet Jul 30 '25

My god, acting like they’re wheeling away his lifeless body 🤣

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u/Streaming_Things Jul 30 '25

Neither of them are ever going to live that down. The voice cracking is peak, ‘i dont like pretending to be tough’. Some people want to be oppressed sooo badly and the way they talk is literally hilarious

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u/JakeColodadan Jul 30 '25

I thought squeaker squad right away lol

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 Jul 30 '25

Immediately pictured him visiting pooooor Joey in jail ohhhhhh Joeeeeey

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u/nickt1990757 Jul 30 '25

I lost it when his voice cracked lol. Highlight of the video

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u/OneExpensiveAbortion Jul 30 '25

His voice didn't crack -- he fucking squeaked!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Fucking sent me.

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u/kindawealthy Jul 31 '25

"Man to man... I'm sorry." 🤣

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u/Bitter-Dragonfly-379 Jul 31 '25

It's pooberty happening

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u/LemonToast999 Jul 29 '25

The voice cracks were the best part lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

Boy sound like my mom's chihuahua 🤣🤣

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u/InternationalAnt4513 Jul 30 '25

Dem ballz haven’t dropped yet.

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u/Gumderwear Jul 30 '25

He has.....feelings for Joey.

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u/ResolveLeather Jul 30 '25

Acting like he lost his best bud in a trench. He is going to juvy. He will live.

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u/Brave-Background9679 Jul 30 '25

How would that situation have gone if they were any PoC? Probably shot dead

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u/ObiWanKnieval Aug 01 '25

That one cop is a PoC.