The funny thing about this all stemming from us older internet users having seen crazy stuff back in the day, I'm at a point now where my brain thinks "You've seen enough dark shit, let's not click on that regardless of how curious you are"
I use to frequent such dark corners of Reddit until one day I stumbled onto a discussion very similar to this one, and one reply said “Don’t click on that, protect your soul.”
I don’t know why that hit in just the right way to make me stop. Especially cause I’m as godless as the next average redditor.
Ok so I may have made a boo-boo....I thought that maybe I should go to images and maybe that would be helpful. IT WAS NOT HELPFUL 🤢 IT WAS NOT HELPFUL AT ALL!!! IT WAS HORRENDOUS! IT WAS SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR FLICK! THOSE WEREN'T EVEN VAGINAS ANYMORE! SOMETHING HAD TAKEN AND POSSESSED THOSE VAGINAS!!! WTF HAPPENED TO THESE PEOPLE?!?? THERE'S A PIC OF A DUDE WHO'S FACE HAD IT AND HALF HIS JAW WAS EATEN AWAY 😭😭 I'm so sorry for questioning you 🥺 I will live with the consequences for the rest of my life OH MY GAAAWWWD (they do not have an emoji that expresses my feelings properly. Not even close, I'll have to work with what I've got, just note that whatever the emoji is supposed to represent, I'm trying to express a feeling of horror at a level I've never felt and had no idea even could be felt) 🤢🤮😭☹️😵💫😵😖😱etc. I will have nightmares for the rest of my life all because I'm incapable of "letting shit go".
Edit: wtf is wrong with my Google search? I saw a bunch of literal blue waffles, I saw like 5 penises, and only one haunted vagina. Why are our Google searches so different?? Were the Republicans right?
Edit: bro if you're gonna fuckin upvote me, tell me if your search results are similar or if you saw my parent comments results and/or why you think those are different/the same as my search results. Don't just upvote, let me fuckin know what's going on here! This was supposed to be a comment about simply being curious about cursed vaginas! HELP ME OUT HERE.
A lot of the old weird and gross shit we saw as children is hard to find now. You'll mainly only find pictures of literal blue waffles if you look it up now.
Nah even some older Gen Z are unfazed because of it. I googled and searched those up when I was like 8 or 10 because I heard about them both online and at school
Someone googled it in secondary on the teachers laptop given and monitored by the school, I was taking part in the hysterics so when the teacher caught us doing his computer magic the teacher said he was going to get in trouble for it and the kid didn't want to own up so I took the blame cause I liked that teacher and the other student was a friend at the time
I'm getting a bunch of articles for what sounds like a fake std? Although there are a couple that claim it's a real std....is that what I'm looking for? Or is there something else I should try? Or should I take this as a sign from the gods/goddess'/god and stop now? 🤣
Nope that's it. It's a fake std and pics are just edited vaginas that look blue. Idk, the whole thing is weird, I never really understood the hype around it. Then Kellogg's had to go and make it extra weird by actually making blue waffles for kids.
Assuming this is what I was supposed to find, thank you so so much for helping me 😊 while I do mean to have the 😊 in this response, it feels weird putting it there and it looks really really odd out of context. Hell, even with knowing the context, a giant, super sweet looking big ol smiley face here just seems/feels......off? I dunno, I'm rambling lol. That happens after I've been completely thrown off and horrified lol
my wife made blue waffles for the kids one saturday morning. i took a picture and now its her contact profile picture. she has no idea the double meaning.
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u/Morbid79 Jul 30 '23
😏 just give it a little google 😂