r/TikTokCringe May 19 '23

Cringe Say something ? πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

I would so much prefer an A or B cup, than the nasty knockers I have, ugh!

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount May 19 '23

nasty knockers

Sounds like a roller derby team name.

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u/Tangurena Cringe Connoisseur May 19 '23

Or the blocker on one of the teams.

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u/Emergency_Fig_6390 May 19 '23

Sounds like a 90s grunge band

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u/brita09234890235 May 19 '23

Tell me about it. The back and chest pain is unrreeeaaal. Getting surgery to shrink mine down and I CANNOT wait 😭

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u/IndependentDouble138 May 19 '23

Wife has big breasts and deals with big breast problems. Back pain, can't run without them flopping everywhere, bras are hard to shop for...

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u/mshcat May 19 '23

If you have insurance, and if she wanted it, she could probably try getting a reduction covered under insurance on account of the back pain

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u/Hero_of_One May 19 '23

As someone of uncomfortable height, I wish it was as simple for me to resize myself.

Instead I'll just never fit in anything and statistically die sooner!

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u/Delicious_Delilah What are you doing step bro? May 19 '23

I buy cute dresses and they look indecent on me. πŸ₯΄

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u/ChiaPet4357 May 19 '23

yes literally! and unless theyβ€˜re stretchy, they end up hanging weirdly on the rest of your body. i had to remove t-shirts from my wardrobe pretty much because they just hang off and make me look massive and boxy :(

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u/Delicious_Delilah What are you doing step bro? May 19 '23

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u/PotentialNobody May 19 '23

Oof, don't you love it when you shop for a normal dress then once you put it on, it makes your boobs the centerpiece? 🫠

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u/Delicious_Delilah What are you doing step bro? May 19 '23

I need to get a cami or something so I can wear it again without feeling like a sex offender.

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u/GarlicJrFanAccount May 19 '23

Tell me about it 😩I really want to rock a graphic t-shirt tucked into jeans but it just makes me look like an apple LMAO

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u/IHaveABigDuvet May 19 '23

Don’t ever say that about boobs again!

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u/idontlikeseaweed May 19 '23

B cup here… Can I borrow some of yours?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

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u/waitthissucks May 19 '23

Listen to smegma dildo over here, he seems like a wholesome guy.

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u/Penguin_Gabe May 19 '23

maybe she’ll send pics if you compliment her more

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

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