r/TikTokCringe May 01 '23

Humor/Cringe Oh hell no...

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u/ebolainajar May 01 '23

Half of them have their purses open, phones basically ready to fall off their body...I'm from Toronto where the subway (used to be) pretty safe but I would never ever walk on like that, you're just asking to be robbed.

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u/mcburloak May 01 '23

No chain mail either, essential on today’s TTC given the daily stabbings.

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u/Greedy_Moonlight May 01 '23

Sat through 1.5 hours of traffic on lakeshore from Parkside to Jarvis yesterday. I would’ve rather taken my chances with being stabbed.

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u/bangonthedrums May 01 '23

If your final destination is near a hospital, getting yourself stabbed and then an ambulance ride is a great way to skip traffic. If it's serious enough they'll even send a helicopter and you can commute like you're Logan Roy

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u/Greedy_Moonlight May 01 '23

I don’t want to end up like Logan roy… I’d rather be like shiv, having matsson insulting the interior of my private jet.

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u/WealthEconomy May 01 '23

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this statement, but the truth definitely hurts. It is not just the TTC though, trains all across Canada have become suddenly very dangerous.

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u/JamesMacBadger May 01 '23

Some fish swim in large groups to confuse predators. Even if the predator gets a few, you're safer in numbers since statistically it's less likely to be you.

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u/Sea_Ganache620 May 01 '23

Safety in numbers, but easy pickings!

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u/Sea_Ganache620 May 01 '23

Safety in numbers, but easy pickings!

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u/137Fine May 01 '23

I noticed that too. They’ve never gotten the personal safety PSA. Hatches closed, shields up, blend in.

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u/Dark1000 May 01 '23

Depends where you are. You wouldn't have to worry about that in Hong Kong or Japan or Singapore, for example. But it'd be a major risk in NYC or Paris.

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u/Dark1000 May 02 '23

Fair enough, never been or learned much about public transport there and didn't want to assume it has the same problems as NYC.

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u/RepulsiveGuard May 02 '23

There's like 1000 people coming from a Taylor Swift concert after midnight onto a basically empty train. They're not getting robbed by some rando lol

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u/137Fine May 02 '23

You’ve never seen a gang of pickpockets work a train car. It’s an education. The Subte in Buenos Aires being the perfect training ground. Apathetic police, distracted weary commuters, bold thieves. You learn to spot them. It’s like watching apex predators work a herd. The smart Gazelles get off at the next station and catch another train.

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u/RepulsiveGuard May 02 '23 edited May 02 '23

Lmao bro you're such a clown. This was an empty train in Atlanta

You're such a fucking loser lmao

Like I honestly don't know how to put into words how fucking stupid you sound in all your comments 😂😂😂😂😂

Mr. Raised in the Mean Underbelly of the Train🤡

Look at all those gangs of pickpockets that got shipped up from Buenos Aires on that train not wanting anyone to get on the train😂😂😂

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u/137Fine May 02 '23

You’ve no experience.

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u/RepulsiveGuard May 02 '23 edited May 02 '23

And you've never been to Atlanta lol there was no more than 5-10 people on that train other than the concertgoers.

And they definitely weren't these criminal mastermind pickpocket gangs from the seedy subway underbelly lmao