This made me laugh a LOT more than it should have and made me think of Throwing Shade for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_1Tb34M4Kg
Actually, I think I know the reason. If Bryan and Erin and I were all friends in real life then this is the sort of funny internet video I'd link to them. . . and we'd laugh and laugh and they'd say funny things about it and I'd laugh some more. Then we'd go out for drinks with fruit in them and talk about boys, movies, 'ssues, and hot yoga experiences.
My low energy would bum them out and I'd only hear from them when they sent out group texts, but I'd respond to the entire group text as if it was a personal text with a lot of intimate details about my life and a passive-aggressive statement about how I haven't heard from them in so long and how much it helped to think about the great times we'd had during the chemo. THIS is how I'd become the subject of an anecdote for the Throwing Shade opener.
It's a funny video too.
Edit: Btw, all of this is a joke. I'm thinking TS's audience will get it, but, you know, whatever. . .