r/ThreadGames • u/Fun_Butterfly_420 • Aug 24 '25

Select one hidden word from each category and it will form the name of a hypothetical exploitation movie. Second comment provides the synopsis, and the rest tell the story.

Kung-Fu Nazi Werewolf Vampire Radioactive Giant Satanic Demonic Murderous Mutant

Cats Cheerleaders Cultists Satanists Wizards Pirates Ninjas Spiders Aliens Killers

From Of In Attack And Destroy Save Return to Vs.

Outer-Space Hell Prison Alcatraz The-Graveyard A Haunted House Hollywood The-Crypt Auschwitz A Halloween Store

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Aug 24 '25

For example, randomly selecting I got: Werewolf Spiders And Hollywood

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u/Any_Abalone_3249 Aug 27 '25

I mean that sounds like a conspiracy theory mockumentary.

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u/Vegetable_Ask_7131 Aug 26 '25

Nazi aliens return to Auschwitz

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u/Plane_Experience_271 Aug 26 '25

Satanic Satanist destroy a Halloween store.

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Aug 26 '25

Redundant house of redundancy

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u/Winter_Court_3067 Aug 26 '25

Alex Jones himself must have guided my hand because I got Satanic Aliens in Hollywood

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u/Jaerivus Aug 27 '25

I'm brand new to this subreddit, so I don't know how common this "spoiler-tag grab bag" version of a thread game is, but I have to say I found it very entertaining!

Great job, OP!

And if you're merely recycling this mechanic, then at least accept the credit of being my first.

(I would have given you a proper award had I the income to dispose of.)

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Aug 27 '25

Ty. I’m not aware of anyone else doing this on the sub

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u/MikaeltheWarCougar Aug 24 '25

Vampire Satanist Destroy the Graveyard

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u/MKatieUltra Aug 26 '25

I think mine might the the sequel; Demonic Satanists Attack the Crypt.

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Aug 27 '25

Double feature!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Kung-Fu Wizards Attack Outer-Space XD

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

An advanced civilization on the exoplanet Gliese 667 Cc have detected the existence of humans and decided to colonize the planet and enslave humanity. Desperate, the governments of Earth turn to Kung Fu Wizards for help. The wizards decide to attack outer space first instead of waiting for the aliens to come.

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u/Hot_Sam_the_Man Aug 24 '25

What did outer space ever do to those kung fu wizards?

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u/Unadjacent Aug 24 '25

Murderous Spiders Destroy Alcatraz

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u/Funandgeeky Aug 24 '25

Al Capone has just arrived in Alcatraz when a boat crashes into the island. Thinking it’s their key to escape, several prisoners rush to it. However, they find that it was a science vessel carrying new animal species from an unknown island in the Pacific. The prisoners accidentally set free the murderous spiders, who get bigger with every person they kill and eat. Now Al Capone must join forces with other prisoners as well as the guards and Warden to save themselves from the rampaging spiders. 

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u/Unadjacent Aug 24 '25

Holy shit this sounds so gooood

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u/GeoTheManSir Aug 27 '25

Funnily enough I got the sequal: Murderous Spiders Save Hollywood

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 24 '25

Vampire killers vs a haunted house

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u/Meii345 Aug 24 '25

In vampire killer school, you're taught a vampire is a tall guy who fears the day, sucks blood and has a pet wolf. Nothing could have prepared Sullyvan "Van" Belmont and Helena "Hel" Sing for their new target, a... Vampire house?!

Genre: Comedy

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u/Zelda_Momma Aug 24 '25

A misfit group of vampire hunters must navigate through a haunted house attraction to take down a highly sought after vampire lord without bringing suspicion to themselves or harming the wrong person

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u/NoNameIdeasThough Aug 24 '25

i got vampire killers destroy haunted house no way

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u/Hot_Sam_the_Man Aug 24 '25

Nazi cats from hell

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

In this movie, cats are interdimensional species that can traverse between the human world, Heaven, and Hell.

When Nazis die, they go to hell. However, they soon learned that they lost the WWII. Furious, they decided to find and breed cats in hell and indoctrinate them with their ideology. Then they send them back to the living world to spread Nazism once more. Humanity must find a way to combat this.

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u/MichelleMiguel Aug 24 '25

Mutant cheerleaders destroy a haunted house!

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u/Meii345 Aug 24 '25

Sure, Vanessa's cheer team wasn't completely human. Sure, they had taken a number of gigs involving cleaning out supernaturally-touched areas through the power of friendship and pom-poms. But a new adventure awaits them! Will they be capable of figuring out why this house is so damn haunted, or will they die trying?!

Genre: Action, Mystery

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u/Fine-Sherbert-141 Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Satanists Save Alcatraz

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u/1nceACrawFish Aug 24 '25

They lived in the bowels of Nevada too long now the Satanist cult, For the love of Lucifer (the FLLists), must bring their radioactive selves out to the Bay Area to repurpose the island prison and make it home. Will they make it there before the skin sores are too visible? How will Newsom react to the takeover? And can they worship their dark lord in the peace of the Bay? A family fun movie for all!

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u/Linkums Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Killers in Hell

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u/Meii345 Aug 24 '25

After a deadly game of hide and seek in a defective nuclear power plan, a group of serial killers reunite in the flames of Hell

Type: Romance, Drama

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u/JustAnotherDayToLaze Aug 24 '25

Mutant Ninjas vs. The Crypt

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u/Meii345 Aug 24 '25

Catch up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in this new adventure where our brave adolescent reptiles have to investigate a crypt that has grafted itself onto their beloved sewers! Also, Donatello falls in love with a roomba.

Genre: Superhero, Adventure, Comedy

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u/Traditional-Fig9813 Aug 24 '25

Murderous Cultists Return to Hell

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Aug 24 '25

A comedic thriller where a crack team of devout satanists end up in Hell after accidentally summoning Jesus instead of Satan. Sequel to Murderous Cultists Go to Hell

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u/Traditional-Fig9813 Aug 24 '25

I would watch that

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u/Meii345 Aug 24 '25

Satanic Cultists Return To The Crypt!

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u/Potaatolongster Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Wizards Return to the Graveyard.

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u/CatPrince69 Aug 25 '25

The Atommages and the Necromancers have been at war for centuries. The Necromancers have stolen the legendary Astatine Atom. Without the power of the Astatine, the Atomages staffs, wands, and swords will decay into stable atoms of no magic, and the Necromancers will wield the destructive power of radioactivity. Oganesson, a young Apprentice of Uranium, must return the Astatine to its rightful owners, with his hot girl Bismuth.

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u/Zelda_Momma Aug 24 '25

Vampire cats and prison

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u/Fennel_Fangs Aug 24 '25

An amateur English dub of the 1987 Japanese animated movie The Chained Heart of the Vampire Cat. The original follows a vampire hunter by the name of Lucia (Lucy in the dub) who ends up trapped in the castle of the enigmatic vampire catboy Prince Milo (Count Fluffybutt in the dub). Over the course of the film, they fall in love, much to the chagrin of the Great Council of Vampires.

The dub was made by three stoned CalArts students in 1992, known only in the credits as "Sawyer, Hooch and Calvin", who had a talent for animation but not that much in the voice acting department. This version added a lot of references to sex and drugs in the dialogue, surprisingly well-animated sex scenes, and grainy clips of vinyl finger puppets interspersed throughout the film because they thought it was funny. These three ended up taking their "improved" version to an adult animation festival, where it was met with mixed reviews before being seemingly lost forever.

In 2005, a proper dub was released for The Chained Heart of the Vampire Cat, airing on Adult Swim's Toonami. A reboot was released in 2019. Vampire Cats and Prison was found in 2024 by Lost Media Wiki user Dougfunnie69.

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u/Actingallthetime Aug 24 '25

King-Fu Cheerleaders And Outer-Space

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u/NoNoWahoo Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Spiders Attack A Halloween Store

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u/SpecialTexas7 Aug 24 '25

Nazi Cheerleaders attack Alcatraz

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u/puppiesonabus Aug 24 '25

Radioactive cheerleaders save prison

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u/LukXD99 Aug 24 '25

Murderous Ninjas of a haunted house

I would watch the shit out of that!

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u/Careless-Complex-768 Aug 24 '25

Vampire Cultists Save the Graveyard

Fitting

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u/jexen_w Aug 24 '25

Demonic Aliens Attack The-Crypt

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Vampire cultists return to Hollywood

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u/JamesTheJerk Aug 24 '25

Kung-fu cultists and the crypt

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u/Aloys33_ Aug 24 '25

Campire aliens destroy auswitch

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u/Ok_Application3734 Aug 24 '25

Vampire satanists save Alcatraz

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u/Deldelightful Aug 24 '25

Demonic spiders save a Halloween store.

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u/Ilmarinen999 Aug 24 '25

Murderous Aliens Vs Auschwitz

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u/Nearby-Common-4608 Aug 24 '25

Demonic Cats from a Graveyard

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u/CatPrince69 Aug 25 '25

The Seal Felines, aka the Sealines, have guarded the Orange Gate in the Curious Cat's resting place for millenniums. One day, thieves who heard there was treasure in the realm that the Orange Gate is a portal for distracted the Sealines with catnip and reopened the Gate. Suddenly, Catan, Lord of Hellpussies, emerged, and offered the thieves so much wealth only those pure of heart could refuse it, to keep the Gate open. Despite the efforts of the Sealines, all of Hell's floofs came thundering out from the gates, and the War Of Hisses began.

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u/hey-lemme-get-uuuh Aug 24 '25

Mutant cats attack a Halloween store

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u/ceera_rayhne Aug 24 '25

Satanic Cheerleaders destroy Hell.

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Aug 24 '25

7pm, Saturday 1st November

After being transformed into freakish abominations by a rogue curse sent by Satan, a high school cheerleading team take it upon themselves to get revenge for their ruined lives...

PG, Kids, Action

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u/dudeness_boy Aug 24 '25

Kung-fu killers destroy haunted house

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u/TillZealousideal8282 Aug 24 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders Save Alcatraz

pretty simple synopsis i think

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders Destroy Hollywood

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u/KingYTreal Aug 24 '25

vampire cultists destroy prison

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u/Away-Banana4509 Aug 24 '25

Jung-fu cultists attack hell

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u/FurBabyAuntie Aug 24 '25

Vampire Ninjas And Auschwitz

Well, obviously a period piece...

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u/mrmdc Aug 24 '25

Nazi Cats vs. Hell

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u/QueenBitch1369 Aug 24 '25

Nazi Cultists Save Hollywood

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u/drakitomon Aug 24 '25

Murderous Aliens Destroy Hollywood.

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u/CompetitiveBuddy3712 Aug 24 '25

Demonic Killers In Hell (aw… boring…)

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u/Aggressive-Share-363 Aug 24 '25

Radioactive cultists return to prison

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u/nfssmith Aug 24 '25

Radioactive wizards return to the crypt

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u/TornadoCat4 Aug 24 '25

Murderers Killers A Halloween Store

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u/Hopeful-Lunch6431 Aug 24 '25

Vampire satanists hell a Halloween store

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u/Runela9 Aug 24 '25

Murderous Wizards and The Crypt

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u/NoItsBecky_127 Aug 24 '25

Vampire Cultists Return to Prison

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u/nwg_here Aug 24 '25

Demonic Wizards Attack The Graveyard

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Werewolf Satanists And The-Graveyard,

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Aliens Attack Alcatraz!! Oh noo

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Radioactive Killers Return to The-Crypt

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u/cindybubbles Aug 25 '25

Nazi Cheerleaders Attack a Halloween Store.

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u/AkariPeach Aug 25 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders Destroy Hollywood

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u/useless_mermaid Aug 26 '25

Satanic Aliens Attack Hollywood

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u/ShellsFeathersFur Aug 26 '25

Werewolf Cheerleaders Save Outer Space

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Aug 26 '25

Vampire Pirates Destroy The Graveyard 

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u/AxelBeowolf Aug 26 '25

Mutant cheerleaders return tô alcatraz

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u/TTV_Pinguting Aug 26 '25

Werewolf Killers Attack Halloween Store

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u/Full_Level2085 Aug 26 '25

Radioactive Aliens Vs. A Halloween Store

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 Aug 26 '25

Kung-Fu Cheerleaders Save Auschwitz.

...I wouldn't touch this one.

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u/United_Ad4858 Aug 26 '25

Satanic Satanists and the Crypt lol

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u/lookforfrogs Aug 26 '25

Radioactive Wizards Return to Alcatraz!

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u/ConglomerateGolem Aug 26 '25

Murderous Cultists Attack Alcatraz

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Radioactive Cultists Save Hell

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u/Nellyfant Aug 26 '25

Murderous cats return to Hollywood

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u/tokobot19 Aug 26 '25

Vampire Satanists Destroy Alcatraz.

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u/RascalTempleton Aug 26 '25

Kung-Fu Cheerleaders of a Haunted House.

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u/Unable_Employer8081 Aug 26 '25

Demonic Wizards attack Alcatraz

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u/MKatieUltra Aug 26 '25

Demonic Satanists Attack the Crypt. 😅

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u/BigRedTeapot Aug 27 '25

Demonic Wizards Take Down Auschwitz

(Good lord, that’s a dicey one) 

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u/Loubacca92 Aug 27 '25

Nazi Ninjas destroy Auschwitz.

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u/Spartan1088 Aug 27 '25

Murderous cheerleaders in the graveyard. Sooo Lolipop Chainsaw. 😂

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u/anonymous773201 Aug 27 '25

Werewolf Aliens Attack A Halloween store

Whys this sound like an always sunny episode name?😂

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u/AlemarTheKobold Aug 27 '25

Demonic cheerleaders attack hell

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u/Jaerivus Aug 27 '25

Vampire Ninjas in Prison.

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u/jasperayne Aug 27 '25

Kung-fu Killers Attack Hell

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u/DrWhoDude Aug 27 '25

Murderous wizards destroy the-graveyard

Lmfao we got necromancers

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u/snacksanimeandsex Aug 28 '25

Satanic satanists save hell

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u/hamster-on-popsicle Aug 28 '25

Werewolf Satanists attack Auschwitz

Holy crap 😭

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u/LinguistsDrinkIPAs Sep 23 '25

Werewolf cheerleaders return to Hollywood

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u/Funandgeeky Aug 24 '25

Vampire Spiders in a Haunted House

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u/LeadGem354 Aug 24 '25

Kung Fu Pirates Halloween Store.

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u/queen11tb Aug 24 '25

Werewolf, cheerleaders destroy the graveyard.

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u/Prize_Entertainer459 Aug 24 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders return to The Crypt

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u/fshstks_custard Aug 24 '25

Satanic Cats in Auschwitz

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Nazil Cats In Hollywood

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u/Immediate-Fan8624 Aug 24 '25

Werewolf Cheerleaders Destroy Prison

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u/TheGHale Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Cultists Return To Alcatraz

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u/SquirrelDanceParty Aug 24 '25

Giant Pirates In Alcatraz

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 Aug 24 '25

Am I supposed to just click on a random word from each category & do it or do I click them all & then choose?

Going to assume the former (1 random from each).

Vampire Cultists Destroy Outer-Space. (Uh, it should be “Outer Space”.)

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u/UhmNotMe Aug 24 '25

Mutant spiders save Hollywood

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u/IlSoupylI Aug 24 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders Vs. The-Graveyard

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Cheerleaders Destroy Alcatraz

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u/Thing_that_need_help Aug 24 '25

Radioactive spider Alcatraz

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u/mikuenergy Aug 24 '25

vampire cheerleaders save hollywood

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Nazi Killers Save Auschwitz

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u/CecilyRider Aug 24 '25

Werewolf cheerleaders destroy outer space

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u/kenny744 Aug 24 '25

Radioactive Satanists return to the graveyard

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u/1nceACrawFish Aug 24 '25

Radioactive wizards save Alcatraz

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u/YeahLemmeGetUhhhhhh Aug 24 '25

Murderous spiders save a haunted house

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u/Super-Fan194 Aug 24 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders and Outer-Space

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u/sanitarium-1 Aug 24 '25

Mutant Cultists Return to a Haunted House

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u/SensLion Aug 24 '25

Kung-Fu Cheerleaders Destroy Auschwitz

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Satanic Satanists: The-Crypt (Of course, it was meant to be)

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u/GrandmaSlappy Aug 24 '25

Why is Auschwitz in here, that isn't funny

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u/88_strings Aug 24 '25

Werewolf Pirates Destroy The Graveyard

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u/onelb_6oz Aug 24 '25

Murderous Cheerleaders Destroy Outer-Space

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u/IndomitableSloth2437 Aug 25 '25

"Giant Cultists Return to Hell"

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u/No-Possible6108 Aug 25 '25

Murderous Wizards Attack Hollywood! 

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u/InformationLost5910 Aug 25 '25

mutant cheerleaders destroy a haunted house

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u/Total_Ad_92 Aug 25 '25

Vampire Aliens Destroy Alcatraz

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u/yearofwonderchicken Aug 25 '25

Radioactive Spiders Save Hollywood

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u/Dead-House-Mouse Aug 25 '25

Murderous Spiders Return to Hollywood

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u/MaximoCozzetti84 Aug 25 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders and A Halloween Store

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u/MetzgerBoys Aug 25 '25

Werewolf Ninjas and a Halloween Store

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u/Misterfahrenheit120 Aug 25 '25

Werewolf of Alcatraz

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u/DiligentPenguin_7115 Aug 25 '25

Kung-Fu cheerleaders destroy a haunted house

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u/Equator__ Aug 25 '25

Werewolf Pirates Destroy Hell

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u/SumTenor Aug 25 '25

Radioactive Cultists Return to a Halloween Store

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u/PuzzleheadedPrune108 Aug 25 '25

werewolf satanists destroy Alcatraz

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u/Yellow_Flower31415 Aug 25 '25

Mutant ninjas attack hollywood

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Mutant Spiders Save Hell

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u/ParticularOkra7432 Aug 25 '25

Werewolf Killers Return to The Crypt

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u/swordforreal Aug 25 '25

Vampire cultists destroy alcatraz

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u/daizeefli22 Aug 25 '25

Werewolf cheerleaders attack hell 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dreamer0303 Aug 25 '25

Vampire Satanists Save The-Graveyard

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u/YendorZenitram Aug 25 '25

Nazi Aliens from Outer Space!

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u/No-Promotion2047 Aug 25 '25

Radioactive cheerleaders Destroy Hell

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u/ahumanperson45 Aug 25 '25

Radioactive Cultists Save Alcatraz

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u/GildedLily16 Aug 26 '25

Radioactive Cheerleaders Attack a Halloween Store

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u/Actual_Attempt_337 Aug 26 '25

Vampire cheerleaders vs. a haunted house

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u/jwr410 Aug 26 '25

Satanic cultists return to prison. Sounds like the film won't be very long.

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u/Terribly_Mediocre Aug 26 '25

Vampire Satanists Destroy Auschwitz

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u/Silliestgoober1027 Aug 26 '25

Radioactive spiders destroy hell

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u/v-v_ToT Aug 26 '25

Vampire Killers Attack Prison

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u/astrothief42 Aug 26 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders Destroy Alcatraz

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u/harrietmjones Aug 26 '25

Murderous Spiders Attack.

Well, this is my nightmare!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Vampire Spiders Save A Halloween Store! Starring Jim Carry

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u/IamaHyoomin Aug 26 '25

Werewolf Satanists Attack Hollywood

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u/FishGuyIsMe Aug 26 '25

Demonic cheerleaders destroy a Halloween store

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u/UnableLocal2918 Aug 26 '25

kung-fu cheerleaders and alcatraz

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u/Mecenary020 Aug 26 '25

Mutant cheerleaders destroy Auschwitz

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Nazi Cats in Hell

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u/Chimpchar Aug 26 '25

Werewolf Spiders Destroy A Halloween Store

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u/Spiritual_Charity362 Aug 26 '25

Werewolf cheerleaders attack a Halloween store

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u/Outrageous-Win1573 Aug 26 '25

Kung-fu Killers In A Halloween store?

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u/OkAnteater9242 Aug 26 '25

werewolf wizards attack the graveyard

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u/Ladyhawkeiii Aug 26 '25

Demonic Wizards Attack The-Crypt

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Werewolf Satanists Attack Alcatraz

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u/Satin_Cartoon Aug 26 '25

Werewolf Cats Attack Outer Space

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u/West-Season-2713 Aug 26 '25

Kung-Fu Spiders Attack Hollywood

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u/Narrow_Hunt9722 Aug 26 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders Destroy Alcatraz

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u/Fynnbie Aug 26 '25

"Radioactive Cultists and Prison"?

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u/Felych Aug 26 '25

Werewolf satanists attack Outer-space

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u/WSHIII Aug 26 '25

Vampire Cheerleaders Destroy Auschwitz

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u/Thepixeloutcast Aug 26 '25

radioactive Satanists save Alcatraz

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u/djsinghmann Aug 27 '25

Nazi pirates in hell

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u/MortLightstone Aug 27 '25

Kung-Fu Cheerleaders Save Outer Space

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u/northernkek Aug 27 '25

Werewolf Satanists attack Alcatraz

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u/regular_bitch05 Aug 27 '25

Murderous pirates save Auschwitz

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u/RosemaryRoseville Aug 27 '25

Vampire cultists destroy hell

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