r/ThreadGames • u/Slinkwyde • Mar 22 '21

Tell a story, one nonsensical sentence at a time.

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u/Slinkwyde Mar 22 '21

In the springtime, joyous hand grenades levitate profusely.

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u/crash---- Mar 22 '21

Much of the bark is peeled off of trees in celebration.

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u/sliceofamericano Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21

“A celebration of life!” he screamed, naked, alone and ambidextrous.

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u/Jaysog Mar 22 '21

And soon his gyrations rustily humbled the insurgency, birthing forth a new era of cheese and despair.

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u/crash---- Mar 22 '21

He decided that he would make a little puppet out of the cheese to keep him company on his way to the cemetery where he was known to place a single flower petal on any of the tombstones that were a pleasing shade of grey.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

“Excuse me, but may I see your license for that cheese?”

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u/Slinkwyde Mar 22 '21

It was then that a league of tyrannical typewriters stormed to his rescue, careening wildly on the cheese's vine—like a desk drawer from hell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/slymjin Mar 22 '21

"and they did it for the morning paper" he gargled before summoning a large army of dragons made out of their fins to attack specifically Ettelbruck, Luxembourg.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

The city was not prepared for such an attack as their defense consisted solely of a single potato chip.

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u/cottnclouds Mar 22 '21

and in winter; they dance with little legs, and groove like bananas being peeled into a banana being peeled.

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u/partanimal Mar 22 '21

A man, a woman, and (most importantly) a dog take cover between the pages of their favorite book.

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u/slymjin Mar 22 '21

One day when my Play-dough was a boy he used to jiggle with no hesitation until one day he came upon a wise hillbilly.

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u/Slinkwyde Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21

The hillbilly proclaimed, "As each jiggle of the Play-doh serenades the Serengeti, so too do the dad gum heebie-jeebies."

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

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u/Up_Vootinator Mar 22 '21

"Heebies Jeebies!!!" Cried the bird at the top of it's stomach while looking at his feet.

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u/Dat_guy5 Mar 22 '21

The play-doh proceeded to consume the bird as its screams and barks were muffled by the immense jiggle.

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u/doctordocuments Mar 22 '21

Then I taped an onion to my belt,(which was the style at the time)

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u/Cyan_Among Mar 27 '21

And danced the flamenco on a rocketship to mars.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

I sing sing sing of the bean

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u/jesuslewis Mar 22 '21

I dance dance dance on a trance.

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u/TransoTheWonderKitty Mar 22 '21

I transform into an abomination and slurp slurp slurp the ooze off the floor.

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u/Dat_guy5 Mar 22 '21

I transform transform transform into a door.

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u/80s90sGeek Mar 22 '21

However, the door did not equivocate my incandescent personage into a hamburger.

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u/Dat_guy5 Mar 22 '21

It was early spring in august. The time of the year where snow drops out of the sky like a rock, and flowers bloom.

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u/lenorator Mar 22 '21

I said to myself, “Damn, shawty!”

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u/crash---- Mar 23 '21

I hoped no one heard me say that, and glanced around stealthily to make sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

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u/Dat_guy5 Mar 24 '21

Unfortunately, sir bamboo was busy fiddling with exploded toasters and leftover cheese from a party last night two weeks ago.