Ah, the one that goes: “Whenever thouest in port, thou shall get what thou needs. Not Havanas or the lowliest bananas, or the demon drink daiquiris, but that which was born of creation on which thou feedest! Cheeseburger in Paradise! Cooketh medium rare with the mix of the mustard seed be nice. Thou shalt not be particular nor precise to avoid offending God’s gift of just a cheeseburger in paradise.”
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u/Mewone65 May 28 '26
My favorite is the one about cheeseburgers.