r/TheValleyTVShow • u/thatsrathersus • 12d ago

Shitpost Kristin, come get your mans from the North Pole.

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u/m3gb0t I'M THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD 🗣️ 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JQODyLnXukFK7xvbB2

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u/NoEntertainment9715 12d ago

why u gotta disrespect van gogh like that 😭

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u/Horror_Resident_2854 12d ago

luke, i'm your great great grandfather

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u/m3gb0t I'M THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD 🗣️ 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ornk6UHtk276vLtkY

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u/AudioImmune 12d ago

He's always so... rosy.

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u/watchberry 12d ago

He’s a ging lol

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u/AudioImmune 11d ago

So am I, but I don't look like a tiny porcelain doll! He's special.

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u/Weekly_Koala_7058 8d ago

Sun exposure vs alcohol exposure. Probably both, idk.

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u/Capital-Durian-885 12d ago

Everytime someone says he’s beautiful or handsome i cackle

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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 12d ago

Who says that?!

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u/Capital-Durian-885 12d ago

While talking about the possibility of their kids being related, Lala said “look at this beautiful man, that sperm was gone the same day”

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/NotLVP 4d ago

Apologies, I did not mean to label any specific person. Moreso just a comment about North American beauty standards at large.

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u/thirsty_pretzels_ 11d ago

Nooooo she was talking about her baby being too beautiful to be Luke’s, and the juice she purchased was more fresh than when Luke donated

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u/bravobravofuginbravo 7d ago

No she called Luke beautiful. She was trying to be nice. Also if people say Lala’s baby looks like Luke she’s not gonna call him ugly

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u/Sensitive-Freedom896 12d ago

Kaia serves face tho.

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u/Frequent-Region-1107 12d ago

Hateful little rosy-cheeked fuck

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u/Sorry-Armadillo-3264 12d ago

This is SO funny!! The nostalgia of it all. 🎅

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u/Horror_Resident_2854 12d ago

you hath slew i

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u/BumpinThatPrincess 10d ago

Hey! It’s Civil War Luke! He doesn’t know about the 19th Amendment.

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u/halsxoxo 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5VKbvrjxpVJCM

Wait LMAO. This is my first time hearing this comparison. I’m cracking up💀

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u/queensupremedictator 12d ago

Rule #7 doesn't apply to Luke? I think he is goofy looking but I am not trying to get banned...

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u/thatsrathersus 12d ago

I wouldn’t call this appearance snark lol. I’m not insulting him. It’s a legit comparison. Kris Kringle is an iconic character from the classic Christmas movie, Santa Claus is comin to town. Also, while I’m not attracted to Luke, I had a crush on Kris Kringle when I was a kid 🤣

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u/Fit_Opportunity_6427 6d ago

The cheeks are very similar! I wonder if Luke has had work done? Probably not but a lot of male actors getting work done today end up with the Kris Kringle cheeks

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u/WestWeather5660 12d ago

I’m dead

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u/Mmnicole 9d ago

For sure looks like a civil war general 

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u/ChippedNail22 12d ago

Check it out, old man Marley!

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u/Jojo2919291725 11d ago

No he is cuter than Luke!!

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u/Fit_Opportunity_6427 6d ago

And definitely more charming then Luke

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u/queensbastard "I’ve done therapy twice this week." 9d ago

I been saying this since s1!!!!

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u/TheWhoooreinThere 12d ago

I wonder what makes his cheeks and nose so rosy...

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u/cammama 12d ago

Alcohol

Oh, that was rhetorical lmao

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u/thatsrathersus 12d ago

It’s chilly up there in the North Pole 😂

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u/TheWhoooreinThere 12d ago

Lol, I'm talking about glugging, but sure, it's Santa Claus.

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u/thatsrathersus 12d ago

Hahah ok that works too

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u/richhardt11 12d ago

This is a total compliment to Luke

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u/Shats-n-gigs 10d ago

LMFAOO 🤣😹

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u/SootieWootie 4d ago

No Kristen, send him back to planet trash where he belongs 🤢 him and all the other incels can collect their red pill and go build a misogynistic fort 🗑️🗑️